Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 20, 2013

This medium’s talents are still a little raw. Well done Rod for making her mistake crystal clear.

A medium who does not foresse the ringing of an incoming phone call for her is sure in the wrong business.

medium does not exists.Wanna proof ?I get advertising for mediums every week in my mail box (real, not internet). If they had powers, they knew and stop bothering me with their advertisings… ;-:)

I went to get a psychic reading once, but the medium hadn’t come in yet. Would YOU go to a psychic who didn’t know you were coming??!?

I went to a medium and she starting laughing. So I hit her. She asked why I did that. Because my mother always told me to strike a happy medium.

Yes, she knows every personal detail about you , Whatever:)

If a psychic were real, she’d send me a bill for services she hasn’t rendered yet.

The NSA she ain’t.

It’s a rare medium who is well done.

the psychic network went broke, nuff said

Anyone who’s psychic, raise my hand.

Yesterday I couldn’t get into Go Comics. That happen to anyone else?

I know all. Ask me anything.Okay. What is the capital of North Dakota?

I have often been told I have psycho powers.

@brklnbern: Gocomics was off line for several hours, under attack by terrorist hackers in North Elbonia.

You people don’t realize how very good this psychic is. -Roger and Rodney were switched at birth and he doesn’t even know it yet.-whatamedium.!

Are we forgetting the one who escaped? The small medium at large?

www.instantrimshot.com

why did she call him Roger????!!!!!…his name’s Rodney for God’s sakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!