Monty by Jim Meddick for July 24, 2013
July 23, 2013
July 25, 2013
Transcript:
Skinny jeans? Yeah! I got a great deal! Super discount! Apparently, the fashion industry misjudged the average American's anatomy and overproduced these things... That sounds like a smart purchase... Except for the fact that you won't be able to fit in them, and even if you could, you'd look ridiculous... Did I mention they were discounted?
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Number Six, but I only have two legs….
Aussie Down Under almost 11 years ago
Nothing is cheap if you don’t need it.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Well except for those two annoying little facts mentioned by E.B., it was a great deal!I used to able to get into skinny jeans some decades ago (and actually had some). But that’s just a faded memory of days gone by, now….
Coyoty Premium Member almost 11 years ago
No, it’s normal. Meddick is constantly doing product placements.
johndifool almost 11 years ago
I had a nightmare at a hotel once, and in a daze tried to put on my sister’s jeans (4 years younger) and walked out into the restaurant wearing them, looking for my family.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
Do they make Ballroom?
Chalkeye almost 11 years ago
I don’t know how One could call the Asian slave Trade “fashionable”
Allan CB Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Obviously, he’s been taking lessons from the gals in “Shoe”, who’ll buy anything discounted, even if it don’t fit.
coz69 almost 11 years ago
A quarter a piece or three for a dollar…
rnmontgomery almost 11 years ago
Bring your eye-bleach tomorrow. I’m afraid he’s gonna try them on.
hometownk Premium Member almost 11 years ago
May he rest in peace. I really enjoyed him.
boldyuma almost 11 years ago
Monty sizing up his jeans today..“Muffin Top” tomorrow!
chromosome Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Maybe they’re stretch… Uh-oh, then I REALLY wouldn’t want to see him put them on!