Monty by Jim Meddick


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  1. Number Six

    Number Six said, 12 months ago

    …as well as a couple of other things!

  2. Gaijinrabbit

    Gaijinrabbit said, 12 months ago

    It’s difficult to tell in a toon but his voice is also an octave or two higher.

  3. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    I knew you guys thought with it… or them….
    but I didn’t know they controlled your vision as well.

    I should have known, I guess… from the number of times I’ve watched some guy’s eyes wander well below my gaze….
    or around the room….
    while we’re talking.

  4. Nezih Oktar

    Nezih Oktar GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    testocular reflex

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 12 months ago

    What next? With his blood flow cut off, will he dare to bend over, causing an explosive rip in those too-tight breeches?

  6. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    It’s a good thing he can’t get a girlfriend, because I don’t think he can ever have kids after this.

  7. Commentator

    Commentator said, 12 months ago


    You forget about Loco. But she would make a bad mother anyway.

  8. AlexPK85

    AlexPK85 said, 12 months ago

    I think Monty should time travel to show his cave woman girlfriend these new jeans, I think she/it would be impressed.

  9. rnmontgomery

    rnmontgomery said, 12 months ago

    heck, wouldn’t it be more comfortable just to paint your legs blue and put on a belt???

  10. aircraft-engineer

    aircraft-engineer said, 12 months ago

    so this guy goes to the doctor with constant headaches- the doc examines him over a few visits and tells him that that the only way to cure his headaches is “castration”. He waits a while and then a few weeks later tells the doc “OK – if that’s the only way”. So after the operation he decides that to cheer himself up, he’d go get a new wardrobe. He walks into a tailor shop and tells the tailor about the new wardrobe – so the tailor looks and says “Shirt 15-1/2 32” Jacket 42 long; pants 32-30". The guy says “you’re correct for everything but the pants – I wear 30-29”. The tailor replies – “Nah – 32-30 – anything smaller than that and the pants will pinch your cajones and give such a SPLITTING HEADACHE.”…

  11. notsooldguy

    notsooldguy said, 12 months ago

    Skinny jeans = muffin top

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 12 months ago

    He lost more than that, he lost oxygen to his brain.

  13. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 12 months ago


    should have worn a codpiece!

  14. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 12 months ago


    loved the joke for years thanks for the remind.

  15. DAZZ

    DAZZ GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    I just bought a whole lot of new undergarments (because I have lost too much weight and things were not fitting right). They DO include some waist cinchers to wear for parties and such (not just to hang around the house) but those make my new measurements a respectable 35-28-35 (OK for this old gal ;-D).

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