Trooper X-13 needs to get creative with his degree — maybe he can write up the employee manual on how to efficiently destroy planets? And conduct training seminars?
The Inventor asks, “How can I build it?”The Scientist asks, “How does it work?”The Engineer asks, “How can we make it better?”The Builder asks, “How can we make it more affordable?”The Comparative Lit Major asks, “Room for cream and sugar?”
“The Stormtrooper College Association of Mars (SCAM) cannot guarantee employment or salary.” This is, of course, in the fine print at the bottom of the screen showing one of their graduates blowing up a planet…
I saw an “I Am the 99%” sign complaining that “the fascists” wouldn’t hire a white guy who majored in Minority Women’s Studies. Dunno if it was a genuine Occupier, a mocker, or a saboteur.
What’s so tragic about people who spend years getting degrees in subjects with no real world application ending up in menial jobs? The tragic thing is that most of them will spend most of their working life paying for that worthless degree.
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Should have majored in destroying planets…Duh….
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Seriously, this is a really funny cartoon…Thanks, Tim….
Aussie Down Under almost 11 years ago
On a par with Bachelor Arts?
frumdebang almost 11 years ago
Tragic underpinnings never got in the way of gut-busting hilarious in the original movie version of The Producers. Funniest. Movie. Ever.
coffee_mom11 almost 11 years ago
Awww. .. .compartive literature rocks!
coffee_mom11 almost 11 years ago
Trooper X-13 needs to get creative with his degree — maybe he can write up the employee manual on how to efficiently destroy planets? And conduct training seminars?
StoicLion1973 almost 11 years ago
At least he didn’t major in Stormtrooper Studies. snerk
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 11 years ago
The Inventor asks, “How can I build it?”The Scientist asks, “How does it work?”The Engineer asks, “How can we make it better?”The Builder asks, “How can we make it more affordable?”The Comparative Lit Major asks, “Room for cream and sugar?”
puddleglum1066 almost 11 years ago
“The Stormtrooper College Association of Mars (SCAM) cannot guarantee employment or salary.” This is, of course, in the fine print at the bottom of the screen showing one of their graduates blowing up a planet…
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Or how to excruciatingly split hairs….
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 11 years ago
The Dean’s List!! Well latte da . . . ☻
alan.gurka almost 11 years ago
Shou,d have majored in Anthropology: “How to Serve Man.”
Stephen Gilberg almost 11 years ago
I saw an “I Am the 99%” sign complaining that “the fascists” wouldn’t hire a white guy who majored in Minority Women’s Studies. Dunno if it was a genuine Occupier, a mocker, or a saboteur.
krisjackson01 almost 11 years ago
“Oh the humanities!” Thanks to all for not posting this obvious response already.
kaecispopX almost 11 years ago
If he had a minor in Volgon poetry, he could have been a real threat.
JoePhan almost 11 years ago
What’s so tragic about people who spend years getting degrees in subjects with no real world application ending up in menial jobs? The tragic thing is that most of them will spend most of their working life paying for that worthless degree.
kaffekup almost 11 years ago
X-13? I would have sworn that was X-14!
The Orange Mailman almost 11 years ago
Holy smokes this is hilarious.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 11 years ago
What tragic underlying topic?