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  1. 3 days ago on Arlo and Janis

    Cats do learn things like that, but it takes time and persistence. It didn’t take long, however, for my current kitten to teach me to have a toy ready to throw when I want to tie my shoes; I’ve never had a cat so obsessed with shoe laces!

  2. 7 days ago on Betty

    I just checked with my sister: just below the calf.

  3. 10 days ago on Baldo

    Yes. I don’t know what the right answer is for dealing with the Dreamers, and honestly, I’m not sure there is one. Sending them back because of what their parents did is unfair, but letting them stay sends a message that it’s OK to break the law if you’re a little kid, and I don’t think that that’s what we want to do.

  4. 10 days ago on Baldo

    Back in the ‘60s and ’70s I worked in a restaurant in LA where all of our back room help was Mexican. There was no requirement then for proof that an applicant was here legally, just a Social Security number, which all of them had. I presume that none of them had Green Cards, but it wasn’t my business to ask. All I know is that they were harder workers than the American teens who’d be doing the work otherwise, and that they’d have followed the rules and come here within the law if it had been possible. If you want to cut down on illegal immigration, make it easier for them to get Green Cards because they’re going to be coming here with or without them, and the troublemakers that get all of the publicity are a small minority.

  5. 10 days ago on Andy Capp

    Just as long as he doesn’t run into anybody with a hang-up about Niagra Falls.

  6. 12 days ago on Baldo

    That’s because the ones with the Ph.d are following the rules.

  7. 15 days ago on Baldo

    As far as I know, Baldo and Gracie were born in LA, making them citizens by birth. However, if the ICE officer doesn’t believe him, he could still get taken in and have to prove his citizenship. Not a pleasant idea!

  8. 24 days ago on Ali's House

    Alas, that’s all too true today. It’s a shame that there’s no place for him to put a proper BBQ smoker, and just re-heat and sauce to order, like most BBQ places do.

  9. 26 days ago on Baldo

    Or, as it’s put in the Mongolian Barbarian’s Birthday song:

    “We love children,Yes we do,Hashed or boiled,Or in a stew!”

  10. 28 days ago on Animal Crackers

    I’m guessing that this is one of those rare strips here that kids will need explained. (Mostly because they’ve probably never heard the expression before.)