Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 20, 2013

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 11 years ago

    Ah, Robin Hood and his little men.

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    Linda1259  almost 11 years ago

    There is a story circulating on the Web relating that a robber did indeed take his son with him on a robbery. Everything went well and the robber easily made his get-a-way. So why did the police arrest him at his home later that same day? He had forgotten to take his son along on his get-a-way and the toddler told the “nice policeman” that he was lost and gave the police his name and address as his mother had taught him to do should he ever find his self “lost”.

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    jcm1655  almost 11 years ago

    I thought OBUMER didn’t have son’s

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    jack fairbanks  almost 11 years ago

    i used to brandish a wilkinson sword. now i buckle swash with a mere tongue depressor

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    Space_cat  almost 11 years ago

    He must work for the I.R.S.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 11 years ago

    “Like Usurper, like daughters I guess!’-Repeat after me:President Obama is the legitimately elected president of the United States of Americs.The claim that he is really an illegal allien has been considered by the American People and rejected.It is my duty as an American Citizen to respect the social contract and the will of the people.-Say it over and over until you can accept reality.-Besides, he has sweet daughters and they should not be blamed for any disagreement you have with his policies, race or nationality.

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    tuslog64  almost 11 years ago

    There are some jobs where you can’t start at the bottom!

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    marshalljpeters Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Linda1259 never said the story was true. It might be, and it might not be. It is, however, entertaining.

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    Steven Cooper Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    America doesn’t hate conservatives. Only low-information Left-wing radicals hate conservatives, just as they hate everything that doesn’t agree with them.

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