Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 05, 2013

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    Linguist  almost 11 years ago

    Yeah, that’d make me flush with excitement.

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    Varnes  almost 11 years ago

    Knowledge is a wonderful thing….Hey, he should be happy, his idea went down the Executive toilet!…Kinda like a Royal Flush…

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    pawpawbear  almost 11 years ago

    It really sucks when you finally find out what upper management really thinks of you. I was always wary of the ones who would come around with the smile that didn’t fit the rest of their body language.

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    edclectic  almost 11 years ago

    He’s feelin’ wiped out.

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    kittenpah  almost 11 years ago

    Bringing a bit of joy to a poor, wretched, executive’s life.

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    Varnes  almost 11 years ago

    The whitewash room? Anyway, what do they charge to wash an executive theses days? I bet it’s gettin’ kinda pricey…..

    .BTW, the sign doesn’t say “We value you…”.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 11 years ago

    Too true to be funny, almost. It burns…

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    dr_dolittle_rwc  almost 11 years ago

    A valuable what?! You know what happens when you assume something…?

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    roctor  almost 11 years ago

    The suggestion for a labor day picnic at walmart.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I bet that company gave out “Who Moved My Cheese” for Christmas bonuses.

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    KatetheGreatComics  almost 11 years ago

    This reminds me of that one awesome Farside joke where the devils are laughing at the contents of the suggestion box “down below”…

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    emptc12  almost 11 years ago

    Shame on us, we used to say that of a certain vice president’s secretary.

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    Alabama Al  almost 11 years ago

    Those of us who can change jobs as easily as changing our clothes wonder why people stay in jobs like yours.

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    daveoverpar  almost 11 years ago

    Who’s your boss? Your wife?

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    daveoverpar  almost 11 years ago

    How the obama administration treats the American people.

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    Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I have an old deactivated grenade that is made into “For Complaints Take a number and wait” Strange thing it still says “1”

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    trm  almost 11 years ago

    Funny, this is exactly the response I got from a recent email to my Democrat Congressdroid.

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I recently found out my true value at work: 20 years with the organization, applied for a position where I was very qualified for and probably the most qualified and technically competent candidate, only to lose to another candidate outside of our department with less experience—and just before a downsizing reorganization where my position was done away with.

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    Alms4Thorby  almost 11 years ago

    The job is never finished until the paperwork is done.

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    crash55  almost 11 years ago

    This is pretty much how every DoD employee feels after getting their furlough letters over the past couple weeks.

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    jack fairbanks  almost 11 years ago

    your input? consider yourself the fiber in the organization’s diet me boy.

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    jack fairbanks  almost 11 years ago

    what’s the key word in asset?

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