“Microsoft is attempting to find a solution, please wait… "(Actually we’re hanging around the lunch room talking about our favorite parts of the latest Big Bang Theory episode. However we would like you to think that we take your piddly little problem seriously so we’ll make you wait a while before telling you we couldn’t come up with a solution.)
How many Micro$oft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?None. Bill Gates has decreed that the new industry standard is ‘Dark’.
A chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a Micro$oft engineer are travelling in a car when suddenly it stalls. The chemical engineer says “We must have got some bad fuel at that last station, we should purge all the fuel lines and get some fresh fuel”. The electrical engineer disagrees, “It’s gotta be the wiring, we need to make sure the ingnition system isn’t grounding out”. They turn to the Micro$oft engineer for his opinion. He thinks for a second and then replies, “I think we should close all the windows, get everyone out of the car and then get back in again”.
jreckard almost 11 years ago
Wait. A tie?!
margueritem almost 11 years ago
So that’s where it stems from…
Linux0s almost 11 years ago
Then comes the blue scream of death.
Bilan almost 11 years ago
That’ll teach him to stick his neck out.
Linux0s almost 11 years ago
“Microsoft is attempting to find a solution, please wait… "(Actually we’re hanging around the lunch room talking about our favorite parts of the latest Big Bang Theory episode. However we would like you to think that we take your piddly little problem seriously so we’ll make you wait a while before telling you we couldn’t come up with a solution.)
jnik23260 almost 11 years ago
Switch to Firefox or Google Chrome and the window will never close on you again!
finkd almost 11 years ago
What a pane in the neck.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Yeah, the advisory always comes after you are FUBAR.
Allen Rymer almost 11 years ago
gives a new meaning to head- quartered. How appropriate.
frankieg46 almost 11 years ago
Where is Susan Sunshine?
finale almost 11 years ago
He won’t be sash-aying about the office now.
osceola almost 11 years ago
No windows needed at Apple headquarters. They have fan boys.
bbear almost 11 years ago
Is that the 8th Window?
Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
His last words…….SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Digital Frog almost 11 years ago
How many Micro$oft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?None. Bill Gates has decreed that the new industry standard is ‘Dark’.
A chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a Micro$oft engineer are travelling in a car when suddenly it stalls. The chemical engineer says “We must have got some bad fuel at that last station, we should purge all the fuel lines and get some fresh fuel”. The electrical engineer disagrees, “It’s gotta be the wiring, we need to make sure the ingnition system isn’t grounding out”. They turn to the Micro$oft engineer for his opinion. He thinks for a second and then replies, “I think we should close all the windows, get everyone out of the car and then get back in again”.
danlarios almost 11 years ago
mine does that all the time
edclectic almost 11 years ago
OY!
Me3000 almost 11 years ago
in the top ten ironic celebrity deaths right behind Frank Sinatra dying from stranglers in the night is bill gates falling out a windo.
Skoally almost 11 years ago
am I the only person that does not see the comic?
Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
A Microsoft moment brought to you by Apple.C://dos.exe
Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Just don’t do c prompt dele………….(poof)(sorry my bad)
fixer1967 almost 11 years ago
The fool with his head stuck in the window is the same fool that wrote the code for it in the first place.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 11 years ago
www.defenestration.com