Opal, the world is not your problem. You are your problem. I think if you could examine the situation objectively, you’d discover you can’t stand yourself.
My mother wasn’t feeling good, and we were worried. She was unusually subdued. After a few days my brother visited her and came back with the good news: “She’s complaining again — she’s okay.” BTW, he said a different word than “complaining.”
Llewellenbruce almost 11 years ago
Earl is on her top ten list of things that bug her I bet.
EarlP2 almost 11 years ago
Looks like he owns 2 out of 3 so far in her list “of one thing!”
Templo S.U.D. almost 11 years ago
In Japan, it’s considered good form to slurp your noodles.
Linguist almost 11 years ago
Three strikes and your out, Earl !
Linux0s almost 11 years ago
If she has to keep it to just 1 it’s gonna be you Earl!
edclectic almost 11 years ago
As long as the flies aren’t in her soup…that’s the Fusco Brothers’ department.
orinoco womble almost 11 years ago
Opal, the world is not your problem. You are your problem. I think if you could examine the situation objectively, you’d discover you can’t stand yourself.
pschearer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Barry1941 almost 11 years ago
Do you realize that Earl just broke the fourth wall.
GROG Premium Member almost 11 years ago
In the end you won’t be able to list that one thing on a roll of toilet paper because that one thing will have expanded into thousands and thousands.
emptc12 almost 11 years ago
My mother wasn’t feeling good, and we were worried. She was unusually subdued. After a few days my brother visited her and came back with the good news: “She’s complaining again — she’s okay.” BTW, he said a different word than “complaining.”
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 11 years ago
she’s obviously a switch-hitter, so if Earl isn’t careful he’ll be blasted into the left field bleachers on the next pitch
t jacobs almost 11 years ago
careful earl, more strikes may involve that dreaded wooden spoon!
mrsdonaldson almost 11 years ago
She’s having one of those days. Bring her some flowers and stay out of her way.
Chris Kenworthy almost 11 years ago
Maybe he’s just mumbling in the direction of the fourth wall!
DaRitz almost 11 years ago
I can’t stand people who kill flies with their bare hands at the dinner table.
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
“And people who whisper to the readers.”
Number Three almost 11 years ago
Three times a nag… Haha.Though I agree with her in Panel 1, 2 and SOMETIMES Panel 3.xxx
I'll fly away almost 11 years ago
This lets me know that menopause is never over. Heh heh.
hippogriff almost 11 years ago
Jen: Might be. My wife is still on her first hot flash for 30 years and I am freezing with the air conditioner on.
boldyuma almost 11 years ago
In honor of the recently passed actress Jean Stapleton“Opal….stifle yourself ! "
dosbears Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Women may have many faults, but men have only two. Everything they say, and everything they do.
716PMedGuy almost 11 years ago
your secret is ok with me earl
hippogriff almost 11 years ago
rekam: I have, but in Texas June, with the air conditioner running, it is a stupid way to live. She won’t take anything off.
scottsafriendofgod about 1 year ago
Really the one thing Opal hates is everything.