Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 23, 2013

Just point and shoot…

This explains so much about a major sci-fi franchise.

Or follow the “Sierra Leone rebel” model. Hold your gun above your head on full automatic and keep the trigger pressed till you run out of ammunition.

Reminds of Family Guy’s Star Wars where the storm troopers ask themselves if they have ever hit anything.

Tim Rickard is getting sillier all the time. Now he wants us to believe that stormtroopers can read and write!

Note #56: Peter’s Evil Overlord List

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principle_of_Evil_Marksmanship

That’s US foreign policy: arm and train our allies who will become our enemies tomorrow.

Yeah, seems like the bad guy can spray a room with a full auto firearm and, at the very most, graze someone. Our hero pops up, fires one round from a handgun, and takes out 3 baddies. There’s no justice for the dark side….

“T H A T” that’s how . . . ☻

R.U.Sirius? Reminds me of what I thought when I first heard the name of the Australian comedy actor, Yahoo Serious. I came up with a scene in a casting office. The manager takes a look at his resume and says “Is this Yahoo serious?”

“My queen, she actually hits what she’s shooting at!”

“Of course she does. She’s Pam.”

“With her gun, not her fist.”

“…Oh.”

Hey, give the Imperial Stormtroopers a break; they couldn’t even see out of those helmets, let alone shoot. Ever see the outtakes of them running into walls?

“I can’t see a thing in this helmet”Mark Hamil’s unscripted impromptu mic comment made during filming while walking thru the Death Star set, captured by the sound recording and included in the final cut by George Lucas.

Hmmm… Did Pam go to San Diego or Perris Island?Apparently LAPD had the same training as Dirk’s troopers, looking at the LA Times delivery ladies’ truck.