Pickles by Brian Crane for April 16, 2013

Time to get out the mop & buy a new jar of jam.

Opal is reading Muffins her favorite comic strip,Garfield!

That’s gotta be a LOT of last words.

Famous last words. “Hold my beer—-watch this!”

Mine is gonna be: “I knew if I hung around long enough, something like this would happen.”

Opal, der Spruch ist gut!

What do you want on your tombstone?

Early ’60’s, college cafeteria — we discovered that a glass tumbler, dropped just right, would bounce twice on the ceramic tile floor. With practice, we could ALMOST always catch it before it hit the third time! Never tried that with a jam jar …

Ooops might be more appropriate as an epitaph.

Is this the first time a Pickle was in a jam?

♫♪ When I’m dead and in my grave, No more woman will I crave,On my tombstone it shall be written,I’ve had my share and I’m not shi%tin,When you pass by the spot where I lie, Pleas pee on me , I’m always dry…♫♪

sounds like a good one to me…..

I couldn’t read the paper, without a cup of coffee or tea, but Earl is a nice distraction :)

The hypochondriac’s tombstone reads: I told you I was sick !

haha, night crew reflexes is what it’s called when food falls and you catch it with your foot. I was a day stocker but I had night crew reflexes. It’s actually very easy. Hurts occasionally, but better than having to clean stuff off the floor if something breaks. Sometimes it breaks anyway, like in the case of yogurt containers. Usually, though, catching with your foot’s a good idea and very easy. I’ve rarely missed. But I never tempted fate either!

Opal, Cleanup on isle… Oh, never mind.

Get that cat off the table!! Yuck!

Might as well drop some peanut butter, too.

You should have set up a video camera to film you catching the jar of jam, Earl.

Of course the footage would show you failing miserably.

LOL xxx

Probly the reason that all our jelly jars, et al, are slowly shifting over to plastic.

What I would like on my tombstone?“I Swear To God I Thought Turkeys Could Fly.”(WKRP reference)

we’ll call that an “Opalescent”

Tsk, tsk! Please watch your language. There may be children reading the comments.