Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 19, 2013

Yes, Zebra, I’ve learned the hard way that the answer to that particular question is, “Trust me — you don’t want to know!”

Plan B anyone?

I figured that a croc would show up sooner or later.

I was first worried about the tide and THEN the crocodiles.

Daaah-DUM… Daaah-DUM…

Zebra is definitely starting to stew

Croc Power To The Rescue ! How will Zebra worm out of this?

Where are the killer dolphins when you need them?

Poor zeeba :( worse vacation ever!

I guess we now know that the crocs are the saltwater kind.

You ees no worrie, zeeba. Ees just innosent floteing log. You no worrie. You relacks, zeeba—take nice relacksing sweem!

Croc: “Cummmm to paaapaaaa!”

Do you think that the croc’s sold the ticket to zeba???

That must be Bob, cuz he bobs up and down.

1)@langchris 70—Whaddaya mean, “Probably” ?!? 2)Let’s hope Zebra’s suitcase is similar to Felix The Cat’s “Bag O’ Tricks”!

Salt Water Crocs?? That means their accent is Australian!!

I hope Guard Duck stowed away in the suitcase!

They told me to cheer up, things could be worse. So I cheered up and, sure enough, things got worse.

Oh no…….

Larry knows how to swim?

Ok Stephan, rescue our beloved Zebra. Enough is enough.

Zebra may be in trouble.

Well, of course. You realize that Zeeba is now occupying Croc’s Homeland… Will the perfidy of Zeeba never cease!

good one!

That is The biggest moat I have ever seen.

Zebra’s travel agency be run by a load of croc!

Zebra’s gotta lot to learn about rhetorical questions and crocs when he’s stranded on a desert island.

yo, zeeb! take a hint from the croc! If he can stand straight up in water…..

Wow, I thought this would be perfect since no Crocs near by

I’m just hoping Zeeba will not soon need to jump the shark.

Look up, Zebra… You might find the four stars up there…

Why hasn’t anyone observed that the croc standing there would indicate that Zebra could probably wade to the mainland.

wher zeba neighba go, so do da crocs

I said that once, and I got hit by a car.

these hotel people are super mean

Relax, Zebra. You’ve discovered a new land- St. Zebra!

Or maybe St. Zeeba, that sounds better.