Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine


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  1. finale

    finale said, 12 months ago

    Ever the humanitarian.

  2. Bilan

    Bilan said, 12 months ago

    Just remember to start with the small hammer on the left.

  3. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, 12 months ago

    Oh no, Stephan, don’t leave Zebra hanging!

  4. Arye Uygur

    Arye Uygur said, 12 months ago

    And I think that “Politically Correct” people are those who prefer to hide their real thoughts.

  5. Arianne

    Arianne said, 12 months ago

    And I suppose Rat is using a croquet mallet because he is jumping through hoops to be “polite.”

  6. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 12 months ago

    And don’t forget to call, “Fore.”

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago

    “Bang bang Rat’s croquet hammer came down, on his head!’
    (But since Goat isn’t a croc, we know he won’t be dead.)
    I always thought that the best approach to good manners isn’t suppressing ugly thoughts …it’s not having them to begin with.

  8. corzak

    corzak said, 12 months ago

    Be sure to maintain eye contact, Rat, while swinging your mallet in a firm, confident manner.

    It is also polite to say “Pardon me” or “Excuse me” following any significant blow to the head.

  9. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, 12 months ago

    So how did Goat get off the island?

  10. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 12 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Maybe Rat’s gonna’ hit Goat on the back of the head … not the Fore-head.

  11. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago


    Goat was never ON the island. It’s Zebra who’s there.

  12. OldFinn

    OldFinn said, 12 months ago

    So true, oh so true. Rat, you’re a prophet.

  13. c.davies

    c.davies GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago


    Or the Croc! Or us!!!!

  14. Liam Burns

    Liam Burns GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Dear Miss Manners, isn’t it bad manners to hide your identity behind a pseudonym?

  15. Kaputnik

    Kaputnik said, 12 months ago

    Actually, I think Rat is pretty much correct on that.

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