Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. finale

    finale said, over 1 year ago

    Ever the humanitarian.

  2. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 1 year ago

    Just remember to start with the small hammer on the left.

  3. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, over 1 year ago

    Oh no, Stephan, don’t leave Zebra hanging!

  4. Arye Uygur

    Arye Uygur said, over 1 year ago

    And I think that “Politically Correct” people are those who prefer to hide their real thoughts.

  5. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 1 year ago

    And I suppose Rat is using a croquet mallet because he is jumping through hoops to be “polite.”

  6. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 1 year ago

    And don’t forget to call, “Fore.”

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    “Bang bang Rat’s croquet hammer came down, on his head!’
    (But since Goat isn’t a croc, we know he won’t be dead.)
    I always thought that the best approach to good manners isn’t suppressing ugly thoughts …it’s not having them to begin with.

  8. corzak

    corzak said, over 1 year ago

    Be sure to maintain eye contact, Rat, while swinging your mallet in a firm, confident manner.

    It is also polite to say “Pardon me” or “Excuse me” following any significant blow to the head.

  9. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, over 1 year ago

    So how did Goat get off the island?

  10. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 1 year ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Maybe Rat’s gonna’ hit Goat on the back of the head … not the Fore-head.

  11. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, over 1 year ago

    @Proginoskes

    Goat was never ON the island. It’s Zebra who’s there.

  12. OldFinn

    OldFinn said, over 1 year ago

    So true, oh so true. Rat, you’re a prophet.

  13. c.davies

    c.davies GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @hariseldon59

    Or the Croc! Or us!!!!

  14. Liam Burns

    Liam Burns GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Dear Miss Manners, isn’t it bad manners to hide your identity behind a pseudonym?

  15. Kaputnik

    Kaputnik said, over 1 year ago

    Actually, I think Rat is pretty much correct on that.

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