Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 25, 2013

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    Randy B Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Aren’t CPAP and C4 the same?

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    Rwill  about 11 years ago

    Well… I suppose C4 could help open your airways too.

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    Digital Frog  about 11 years ago

    It’s not so much his apnea that the problem as his coffin all night long.

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    Peachguy82  about 11 years ago

    Why does a vampire need a machine to help him breathe?

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    Sisyphos  about 11 years ago

    That would be an oopsie. I wonder how much Gary spent on his anti-apnea device. (BTW, I had no idea Gary had such a sleep disorder, but the stress of living, or un-living, with Leopold could, I suppose, be a factor).

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    waykirk  about 11 years ago

    In the olden days of early 1970’s Vietnam, you could cut a small piece of C-4 from a Claymore mine and start a cooking fire with it to warm up your lovely and oh so delicious CRATS.

    My favorite was canned ham and beans: smelled like Alpo and my scout dog loved it.

    It was not recommended to stomp on the fire later to put it out as it might blow off your foot and that would take care of your sleep apnea. Let it burn out.

    The old Sarge

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    ironflange  about 11 years ago

    Those things are expensive, too. Take my word for it.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 11 years ago

    They last forever, end snoring and let you know exactly when the power goes off.

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    joegee  over 2 years ago

    Leopold actually doing his job of protecting his boss? Wow.

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