Mark Buford's Scary Gary presents an all-too-common problem: vampires in the suburbs. But this vampire isn't out for blood; Gary has turned over a new leaf. Hanging up his cape for good, Gary takes up residence in a quiet community, dragging his less-than-thrilled assistant, Leopold, with him. While Gary embraces the serenity of suburban life, Leopold is always cooking up one plan or another to terrorize the neighborhood. Scary Gary is syndicated by Creators Syndicate.
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Randy_B
said, 4 months ago
Aren’t CPAP and C4 the same?
pcolli said, 4 months ago
@Randy_B
I don’t know…what are they?
Randy_B
said, 4 months ago
@pcolli
Oh, all right then.
C4 is a kind of plastic explosive.
CPAP means Continuous Positive Airway Pressure.
“As a treatment or therapy, CPAP uses mild air pressure to keep an airway open. CPAP typically is used for people who have breathing problems, such as sleep apnea.”
pcolli said, 4 months ago
@Randy_B
The latter would be useful to me. The former, I have no use for………unless…..no, drop that thought.
gir63 said, 4 months ago
Well… I suppose C4 could help open your airways too.
Digital Frog
said, 4 months ago
It’s not so much his apnea that the problem as his coffin all night long.
peachguy said, 4 months ago
Why does a vampire need a machine to help him breathe?
Sisyphos said, 4 months ago
That would be an oopsie. I wonder how much Gary spent on his anti-apnea device. (BTW, I had no idea Gary had such a sleep disorder, but the stress of living, or un-living, with Leopold could, I suppose, be a factor).
waykirk said, 4 months ago
In the olden days of early 1970’s Vietnam, you could cut a small piece of C-4 from a Claymore mine and start a cooking fire with it to warm up your lovely and oh so delicious CRATS.
My favorite was canned ham and beans: smelled like Alpo and my scout dog loved it.
It was not recommended to stomp on the fire later to put it out as it might blow off your foot and that would take care of your sleep apnea. Let it burn out.
The old Sarge
swr said, 4 months ago
@Randy_B
well they are both nosiy
ironflange said, 4 months ago
Those things are expensive, too. Take my word for it.
DavidHuieGreen said, 4 months ago
They last forever, end snoring and let you know exactly when the power goes off.
Ambydextrous said, 3 months ago
@pcolli
Unless what pcolli? Finish your thought, we’re all friends here LOLLLL