Scary Gary by Mark Buford

Scary Gary

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  1. Randy_B

    Randy_B GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Aren’t CPAP and C4 the same?

  2. pcolli

    pcolli said, over 1 year ago

    @Randy_B

    I don’t know…what are they?

  3. Randy_B

    Randy_B GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @pcolli

    Oh, all right then.
    C4 is a kind of plastic explosive.
    CPAP means Continuous Positive Airway Pressure.
    “As a treatment or therapy, CPAP uses mild air pressure to keep an airway open. CPAP typically is used for people who have breathing problems, such as sleep apnea.”

  4. pcolli

    pcolli said, over 1 year ago

    @Randy_B

    The latter would be useful to me. The former, I have no use for………unless…..no, drop that thought.

  5. gir63

    gir63 said, over 1 year ago

    Well… I suppose C4 could help open your airways too.

  6. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    It’s not so much his apnea that the problem as his coffin all night long.

  7. peachguy

    peachguy said, over 1 year ago

    Why does a vampire need a machine to help him breathe?

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    That would be an oopsie. I wonder how much Gary spent on his anti-apnea device. (BTW, I had no idea Gary had such a sleep disorder, but the stress of living, or un-living, with Leopold could, I suppose, be a factor).

  9. waykirk

    waykirk said, over 1 year ago

    In the olden days of early 1970’s Vietnam, you could cut a small piece of C-4 from a Claymore mine and start a cooking fire with it to warm up your lovely and oh so delicious CRATS.

    My favorite was canned ham and beans: smelled like Alpo and my scout dog loved it.

    It was not recommended to stomp on the fire later to put it out as it might blow off your foot and that would take care of your sleep apnea. Let it burn out.

    The old Sarge

  10. swr

    swr said, over 1 year ago

    @Randy_B

    well they are both nosiy

  11. ironflange

    ironflange said, over 1 year ago

    Those things are expensive, too. Take my word for it.

  12. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, over 1 year ago

    They last forever, end snoring and let you know exactly when the power goes off.

  13. Ambydextrous

    Ambydextrous said, over 1 year ago

    @pcolli

    Unless what pcolli? Finish your thought, we’re all friends here LOLLLL

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