Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 17, 2013
Transcript:
Dad: Hello? Alice? Wheres mommy? Would you tell her something? Dad: Tell her there's lots of traffic and Daddy'll be late. What song? Dad: No, I don't want to hear the song on TV. Tell mom I'll be la- Dad: No. Tell mom- What dance? I can't see you dancing, can I? Dad: Is Petey there? I know Petey can't sing or dance. Dad: Alice! Stop singing along with the TV! Turn it down! Dad: There are ten billion cars out here. Yes. That's a lot. Dad: No, don't start counting- hello? Hello? Alice? Alice: You know that job thing daddy does? I think it makes him grouchy. Mom: Where is he anyway? I are his favorite five-bean salad. Petey: Five beans? I separated them into only four piles. Now i have to start all over.
margueritem about 11 years ago
I have a headache…
Templo S.U.D. about 11 years ago
That darn daughter of Peter Otterloop, Sr. (don’t blame the cell phone, sir)¡
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
MemoTo : Mr. Otterloop’s Honda-Tonka CuisinartFrom: Sisyphos.
I feel your pain!I hate being caught up in heavy, rush-hour traffic, especially in a small car...
Other MemoTo: AliceFrom: (same as memo above).Alice! Focus! Daddy needs you!
jack fairbanks about 11 years ago
thompson’s thinly veiled plea for birth control?
markbrowningmilner about 11 years ago
i like the pile of debris around alice’s plate…
Bittermelon of Truth about 11 years ago
I swear, my girlfriend’s Fiat is bigger than Peter’s car!
GROG Premium Member about 11 years ago
If I had that dinner to go home to, I’d never want to make it home – at least not in one piece.
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
it teaches children how to count…their blessings.
William Bednar Premium Member about 11 years ago
How will Petey ever eat a five bean salad when he only has four stomachs?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 11 years ago
Looks like Alice spilled her beans everywhere but inside her stomach!
sacqueboutier about 11 years ago
Petey!
KOKITO about 11 years ago
that job thing Daddy does? jajaja
chromosome Premium Member about 11 years ago
Mr. Otterloop needs to get a large magnet, like the guy in this video at about 1:60 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfxkFJrNm1g