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Cul de Sac

By Richard Thompson
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Mar 16, 2013
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Dad: Hello? Alice? Wheres mommy? Would you tell her something?  Dad: Tell her there's lots of traffic and Daddy'll be late. What song?  Dad: No, I don't want to hear the song on TV. Tell mom I'll be la-  Dad: No. Tell mom- What dance? I can't see you dancing, can I?  Dad: Is Petey there? I know Petey can't sing or dance.  Dad: Alice! Stop singing along with the TV! Turn it down!  Dad: There are ten billion cars out here. Yes. That's a lot.  Dad: No, don't start counting- hello? Hello? Alice?  Alice: You know that job thing daddy does? I think it makes him grouchy.  Mom: Where is he anyway? I are his favorite five-bean salad.  Petey: Five beans? I separated them into only four piles. Now i have to start all over.
Mar 18, 2013
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