The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 14, 2013

It’s so unnatural; just not the english way.

U to the right of Q…

Back to the status quo.

I try not to sleep with toilet lids myself

No. U Q like the rest of us have to.

Does the picture in the background have some significance?

I’m lost on this one!

But, since there’s no Q in Greek, he must have needed a letter of introduction.

Yeah, they look quter the other way.

You always want to do it this way. It’s not natural.

“Quid pro quo, yes or no?”

Their current arrangement suqs.

Je a-qqqqqqqqqqqq

She’ll never leave his side.

Looks like U got up on the wrong side of the bed.

She is sick of us feeling like one of the following:University of Queensland (Australia), Université du Québec (Québec, Canada),Ultra Quick (flash; nautical navigation),Unified Quest (Title-X Army Exercise),Utility Quality,Unable to Quote.

I think Mister O has a ‘stiffy’.

“WIN” Where are you??!!

Be careful, he’ll throw you out and replace you with an I!

My aunt used to drive my uncle nuts by waking him up several times each night to switch sides. She needed to turn over, and for some reason couldn’t sleep when she was facing him. Bad breath, maybe?

dear, you realize you’re staring into the mirror, right? (yes it has significance)

I heard she travelled by umiaq, wearing a burqa.

Mind your P’s and Q’s!

Very Qute!

Well don’t sleep there all night. You (U) can sleep any where you want. The couch is empty. The floor. The bath tub. Outside. With someone else I (Q) don’t care cant you see I have an impacted colon.

Q always comes before U.

Drop U for I, he’ll make you both more intelligent.

it’s all Greek to me

Doesn’t everyone have a side that they prefer? We do!

Re the picture — why is the Omega in front? Shouldn’t the end come at the end?

Another odd arrangement, next they’ll being doing a threesome with O.