Pickles by Brian Crane for January 25, 2013

Earl needs to go to the optometrist again.

Not supposed to use it on your hanhs, Earl. It’s for under-arm.

Now he’ll have that feminine fragrance.

Maybe he’ll make new friends.

It’s no worse than when he uses her toothbrush.

It’ll be his Secret.

my wife has same thoughts but i hide the fact i use it.

I use deoderant powder from Lush. Looks expensive but lasts forever. My other half doesn’t seem to know what it’s for, sticks to the old format.

Unless they have separate bank accounts it’s not really ‘free’.

Earl could accidentally use her razor next to shave his face.

Of all the things they’ve shared over the years, deoderant shouldn’t be an issue.

A clue, Earl: Men’s products don’t come in lavender…

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Oh, it is not free, Earl. You already paid for it at the store… and you are about to pay for it again, ALL DAY LONG!

I think the “yuck” was because Earl doesn’t shave under his arms – he sheds!

Once again Earl outsmarts Opal…

you both fish out of the same pond.

Yoiks! I have discovered a way to get free deodorant.

Ewwwwwww!

Wouldn’t be so bad if they used the spray deodorant.

xxx

And on the other hand, free couch!

ugh, my husband borrows mine on purpose. So annoying but, eh. I’m not really grossed out much as he usually only does it after he gets out of the shower, so he’s clean.

I LOVE free stuff.

Opal could write a book! Oh…wait. She’s in a comic strip. Is that equivalent somehow?

At least my deodorant wouldn’t have smelled weird on my hubby if he’d ever used it. It’s fragrance free.