FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 27, 2013

wonder if it [temporally] fixes Roger’s baldness

Roger sure is… looking at Peter’s chest there with an… interesting expression.

Now THAT’S coffee.

My husband drinks buttermilk…but doesn’t have a hairy chest. He DOES have a full head of hair, with no sign of thinning, and he’s in his 50s.

Now’s the time for Peter to go back to that cute trainee hair stylist! :D

My Dad used to tell me the same thing but about onions. “They’ll put hair on your chest!” Then I’d sort of whine back “Gee Dad, that all I need as a 14 year old girl!” Which I was….

Roger needs hair on his head.

My dad insisted that I drink all my milk, right after I had just eaten half a grapefruit. Instant buttermilk…. yuck.

Peter needs that coffee to undo the haircut he got from Miss July.

If you already have hair on your chest it will take it off.

maybe Peter just hit puberty in overdrive

My Cuban dad would tell me Cuban coffee would come in little cups because it was so strong it would knock the hair off your chest!

If ya wanted a cup of cream and sugar…………why’d ya order coffee?