FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend

FoxTrot Classics

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    Is that like gaining ten pounds from one pound of food?

  2. Gator007

    Gator007 said, over 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Salt retains water.

  3. Daoine

    Daoine said, over 3 years ago

    It’s the same magic that allows a two-year old to produce more than his/her bodyweight in snot in a 24 hour period. Or a teen girl to hold her head upright even after doubling its weight with gel/mousse/spray.

    The laws of physics simply don’t apply the same way to juveniles.

  4. The Life I Draw Upon

    The Life I Draw Upon said, over 3 years ago

    You mean a teenage boy left five pounds of food.

  5. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, over 3 years ago

    Maybe it’s mostly dandruff.

  6. slypuma

    slypuma said, over 3 years ago

    Just like my wife..crumbs all over.

  7. Cinquefoil

    Cinquefoil said, over 3 years ago


    That argument doesn’t really hold water.

  8. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 3 years ago

    Which costs about $6.99.

  9. Doctor11

    Doctor11 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    I think you’ll need a bigger vac for that mess, Andy.

  10. David Henderson

    David Henderson said, over 3 years ago

    Well it is just like when you buy 5 bags of groceries and throw away 10 bags of trash. How can more be going out of the house than is coming into it?

  11. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, over 3 years ago

    @David Henderson

    Don’t remember the movie, but it concerned a boy making fertilizer out of his daddy’s Horse Feces and not paying taxes to the government on the sale. The boy, logically, showed how his father paid taxes on the feed and the horses that he bought.

    If he paid taxes on the gains made by the fertilizer, “We’d be taxed, coming and going!”

    He hired his older sister to help him shovel. Her boyfriend never had money to take her out because he had a lemon of a car and spent all his money fixing it. Then he made the mistake of telling her that she stank of horse feces.

    She said, “you got any money for us to go out on a date?” He says, “No.” She says something to the effect of, “Get out and don’t come back!”

    She knew it was true, but Good Grief! you ain’t supposed to tell her that without having a great place to take her when she gets cleaned up!

    yeah, i know it’s nothing to do with the comic, but i just came to me.

  12. PianoGuy24

    PianoGuy24 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    You should see what a 2yr old can do with a Hershey Kiss and a white wall…

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