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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

   Is that like gaining ten pounds from one pound of food?
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   Gator007 said, 3 months ago

   @Bruno Zeigerts

   Salt retains water.
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   Daoine said, 3 months ago

   It’s the same magic that allows a two-year old to produce more than his/her bodyweight in snot in a 24 hour period. Or a teen girl to hold her head upright even after doubling its weight with gel/mousse/spray.

   The laws of physics simply don’t apply the same way to juveniles.
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   The Life I Draw Upon said, 3 months ago

   You mean a teenage boy left five pounds of food.
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   Stephen Gilberg said, 3 months ago

   Maybe it’s mostly dandruff.
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   slypuma said, 3 months ago

   Just like my wife..crumbs all over.
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   Cinquefoil said, 3 months ago

   @Gator007

   That argument doesn’t really hold water.
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   Rickapolis said, 3 months ago

   Which costs about $6.99.
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   Doctor11 said, 3 months ago

   I think you’ll need a bigger vac for that mess, Andy.
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    David Henderson said, 3 months ago

    Well it is just like when you buy 5 bags of groceries and throw away 10 bags of trash. How can more be going out of the house than is coming into it?
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    Teresa said, 3 months ago

    @David Henderson

    Don’t remember the movie, but it concerned a boy making fertilizer out of his daddy’s Horse Feces and not paying taxes to the government on the sale. The boy, logically, showed how his father paid taxes on the feed and the horses that he bought.
    
    If he paid taxes on the gains made by the fertilizer, “We’d be taxed, coming and going!”
    
    He hired his older sister to help him shovel. Her boyfriend never had money to take her out because he had a lemon of a car and spent all his money fixing it. Then he made the mistake of telling her that she stank of horse feces.
    
    She said, “you got any money for us to go out on a date?” He says, “No.” She says something to the effect of, “Get out and don’t come back!”
    
    She knew it was true, but Good Grief! you ain’t supposed to tell her that without having a great place to take her when she gets cleaned up!
    
    yeah, i know it’s nothing to do with the comic, but i just came to me.
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    PianoGuy24 said, 3 months ago

    You should see what a 2yr old can do with a Hershey Kiss and a white wall…
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