Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 22, 2013
January 21, 2013
January 23, 2013
Transcript:
Crystal: "Hey, maybe you should study cosmetology"
Tiffany: "What, stare through a telescope all day? No thanks"
Crystal: "Tiffany? Cosmetology is beauty school"
Tiffany: "Psh. Like I need THAT"
Tiff’s been studying cosmetology for half her life. She’d be a star! But I think she’s got her sights set higher than that. She might end up as a beautician, but not right out of the chute.
Will we see what Crystal is interested in, or will she just be a foil for Tiffany’s airheadedness? I hope she homes in on something, and that it makes sense.
Could she possibly be any more stupid? She spent her entire high-school career deliberately ignoring academics and focusing on her hair and makeup. And the football team. What on earth is Tiffany qualified to do? Not even a newsdesk would have her.
Cosmetologists tend to be friendly, social and engaging. They make people feel better about themselves…. at least the women and men who have cut my hair over the years. Tiff has none of those qualities.
I think Tiff actually has a point! We see how much she already knows about make up, giving Bernice Gunther (I think someone else in the strip) new looks throughout the series. But maybe it still would be a good idea just to check it out, cause she never knows right?
Dan Castellaneta, the voice actor for Homer J. Simpson once said about educational institutes: “If your good, you come out better, if your an amateur, you come out good”.
My daughter’s dream job was Trophy Wife, and her high school grades reflected that. Three months ago she married an ex-navy guy who is broke with thousands in collections. They are hurting pretty bad right now.
I do not know who drew the redux and I don’t remember who posted the link to it, but I can tell you two things, it wasn’t you because you weren’t posting here yet (and I don’t think you would draw that type of art and post it here), and it wasn’t me as I can’t draw. I didn’t put the redux up here directly as it is slightly on the risque side.
LOL that was hilarious… and whoever drew it, was pretty talented… and yeah, I might think about drawing something like that, but, I wouldn’t post it here….
“and yeah, I might think about drawing something like that”
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Well, Mikey, by reading your comments and knowing your feelings about Shannon in this strip says a lot – I know you hold higher standards than the person who drew that.^^ty :)
These comments are too long, after reading them, I’m ready for a nap, sometimes I fall asleep at the computer. Too much negitivism, its a cartoon, its not suppose to be real life, its humorous, laugh. Enjoy the strip all the character’s are good in their own way.
Namrepus over 11 years ago
And astronomy is where you put your head…
Pelahnar over 11 years ago
Even if Crystal had been suggesting cosmology, it’s hardly staring through a telescope all day.
For one thing, you’re not going to see much during the day.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Tiff’s been studying cosmetology for half her life. She’d be a star! But I think she’s got her sights set higher than that. She might end up as a beautician, but not right out of the chute.
Angelalex242 over 11 years ago
We’re sorry, Tiff, but your IQ test came back negative.
kenhense over 11 years ago
Tiff is denser than lead…
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Will we see what Crystal is interested in, or will she just be a foil for Tiffany’s airheadedness? I hope she homes in on something, and that it makes sense.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
In panel 1, Tiff doesn’t have a purse. In panel 2, she does.
The Old Wolf over 11 years ago
Could she possibly be any more stupid? She spent her entire high-school career deliberately ignoring academics and focusing on her hair and makeup. And the football team. What on earth is Tiffany qualified to do? Not even a newsdesk would have her.
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
Sounds like Tiffany is a self-taught cosmetologist.
legaleagle48 over 11 years ago
Well, for all of you who wondered why Crystal and Tiffany weren’t at the college fair — there’s your answer! Now aren’t you sorry you asked?
ShagsCA over 11 years ago
Durr hurr!
blunebottle over 11 years ago
One wonders why Crystal makes the effort sometimes…….
Hank1938 over 11 years ago
Political consultant!
chazandru over 11 years ago
One cartoon, two punch lines. Twofer Tuesday?C.
ErrorMessage over 11 years ago
Cosmotology is a service career… not sure Tiffiny could handle that.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
or, tiff goes to college and majors in philosophy or art history. 2 majors that are disappointments to everyone.
Mordock999 over 11 years ago
NO Tiff, YOU should STUDY “Meteorology”.That’s the STUDY of Meteors.
Or so THEY say….,
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Tiff is a natural for “Pole dancing school”, however, she decides not to go, because she prefers to dance with boys.
Tuzilla over 11 years ago
Can the Hubble see the distance to intelligent thought from Tiffany?
Mostly Water Premium Member over 11 years ago
Cosmetologists tend to be friendly, social and engaging. They make people feel better about themselves…. at least the women and men who have cut my hair over the years. Tiff has none of those qualities.
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
THAT’S my gal, Crystal! Don’t give up – keep trying. Someday, in one of her vulnerable moments, Tiff may hear & understand…
Coinguy over 11 years ago
Naw, we all know where Tiff is headed, its only a matter of time.
2Goldfish over 11 years ago
She’s dumb…
Squoop over 11 years ago
Tiffany should avoid any major that involves lightbulb changing.
scsurfer over 11 years ago
Maybe “Gold Digging” is a major?
KasparV over 11 years ago
I think you would need a scanning electron microscope for that task.
dodgeedwardusa over 11 years ago
Crystal will become a social worker..
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Click here for cartoon
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Yay, I finally got the link to work!
angusdad over 11 years ago
Well Tiff’s head is kind of like a black hole.
Tim Pickard Premium Member over 11 years ago
Tiff is the quintessential dumb blonde. What a self absorbed bubble head. Be careful they are among us.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
“Why would Brad and Toni be at a HS career fair?1) They are adults2) They have careers as fire fightersSo I would answer no.”
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Night-Gaunt, they could be manning a booth. I bet they are there. Good call, Michyle Glen.
Attila The Voice! over 11 years ago
I think Tiff actually has a point! We see how much she already knows about make up, giving Bernice Gunther (I think someone else in the strip) new looks throughout the series. But maybe it still would be a good idea just to check it out, cause she never knows right?
Dan Castellaneta, the voice actor for Homer J. Simpson once said about educational institutes: “If your good, you come out better, if your an amateur, you come out good”.
gorbasche2 over 11 years ago
My daughter’s dream job was Trophy Wife, and her high school grades reflected that. Three months ago she married an ex-navy guy who is broke with thousands in collections. They are hurting pretty bad right now.
yangeldf over 11 years ago
I want to see a flash forward where her life completely implodes when she turns 40…actually given HER level of vanity it might happen as soon as 30
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
Tiffany is incurable.All she wants to do is become a celebrity, and she fails to see that she fails in that.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
You’re replying to Brdshtt’s comment:
“Yay, I finally got the link to work!”
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Glad to see that you got it working!^^Thx, did you like the pic?
porkerroy over 11 years ago
Crystal is the best…
cmmcphee over 11 years ago
Astronomy? not quite the place her head is in!
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Today’s strip reminds me of this classic redux that I did a while back:
click here for redux
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
You’re replying to Brdshtt’s comment:
“Thx, did you like the pic?”
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I sure did – at least it’s safe there from the comment Gestapo!
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What did you find that made it work?^^apparently, I was making typing mistakes…typical for me, actually
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
how about 2nd grade Tiff?
DDS029 over 11 years ago
I was thinking Professional Wrestler . . .
musicfanmrc over 11 years ago
I’m impressed she knew that the universe was also referred to as the cosmos!
Ibbu Tibbu over 11 years ago
Too much info, krelboyne.
Daniel Aplet over 11 years ago
not very humble is she?
NancyPrancy over 11 years ago
Crystal writes poetry, as we saw during the beauty pageant. Maybe she has literary aspirations?
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
Depends on your definition of beauty, and I think Tiff wears WAY too much makeup.
Tocsik over 11 years ago
Great comments from the readers!
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
LOL that was hilarious… and whoever drew it, was pretty talented… and yeah, I might think about drawing something like that, but, I wouldn’t post it here….
AmyGrantfan51774 over 11 years ago
this is funny!!!…Tiffany didn’t know cosmetology was beauty school!!!..wonder if my stylist Roxie would think this was funny?!!!!!!
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
You’re replying to Brdshtt’s comment:
“and yeah, I might think about drawing something like that”
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Well, Mikey, by reading your comments and knowing your feelings about Shannon in this strip says a lot – I know you hold higher standards than the person who drew that.^^ty :)
ooptheman over 11 years ago
These comments are too long, after reading them, I’m ready for a nap, sometimes I fall asleep at the computer. Too much negitivism, its a cartoon, its not suppose to be real life, its humorous, laugh. Enjoy the strip all the character’s are good in their own way.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 5 years ago
That would be the perfect school for Tiffany!