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   Namrepus said, 4 months ago

   And astronomy is where you put your head…
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   Brdshtt said, 4 months ago

   If you turn the telescope around and look through it backwards, it will more accurately display the size of Tiff’s brain…
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   Pelahnar said, 4 months ago

   Even if Crystal had been suggesting cosmology, it’s hardly staring through a telescope all day.

   For one thing, you’re not going to see much during the day.
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   overtherainbow said, 4 months ago

   Tiff’s been studying cosmetology for half her life. She’d be a star! But I think she’s got her sights set higher than that. She might end up as a beautician, but not right out of the chute.
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   Angelalex242 said, 4 months ago

   We’re sorry, Tiff, but your IQ test came back negative.
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   kenhense said, 4 months ago

   Tiff is denser than lead…
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   overtherainbow said, 4 months ago

   Will we see what Crystal is interested in, or will she just be a foil for Tiffany’s airheadedness? I hope she homes in on something, and that it makes sense.
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   Goodheart said, 4 months ago

   @Namrepus

   very Good!
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   overtherainbow said, 4 months ago

   In panel 1, Tiff doesn’t have a purse. In panel 2, she does.
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    The Old Wolf said, 4 months ago

    Could she possibly be any more stupid? She spent her entire high-school career deliberately ignoring academics and focusing on her hair and makeup. And the football team. What on earth is Tiffany qualified to do? Not even a newsdesk would have her.
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    Goodheart said, 4 months ago

    @overtherainbow

    Yesterday when I mentioned that my sweetie shaved for me you said yours had a full beard, mine did have a handle bar mustache but shaved the rest. Unfortunately mine passed away 13 years ago, he was very young…be very happy with your full beard, I still miss my mustached man. You are so lucky.
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    Brdshtt said, 4 months ago

    @The Old Wolf

    “Not even a newsdesk would have her.”

    …

    She’d have the only newsdesk with a padded top…
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    templo SUD said, 4 months ago

    Sounds like Tiffany is a self-taught cosmetologist.
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    legaleagle48 said, 4 months ago

    Well, for all of you who wondered why Crystal and Tiffany weren’t at the college fair — there’s your answer! Now aren’t you sorry you asked?
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    overtherainbow said, 4 months ago

    @Goodheart

    “I still miss my mustached man. You are so lucky.”

    *

    Aw, Goodheart, I’m sorry about your sweetie. Hugs, dear. And yes, I’m lucky—and I know it.
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