Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 18, 2013

Bob’s revenge!!I bet Larry isn’t dead at all…he’ll reappear in a week or so. Can’t wait to find out what he’s been doing.

Larry will be back to protect his Beer from Bob !

Need free chips to go with that.

The Dolphins couldn’t stomach Larry?

@JDS of 01/17/13—A truckload of Old Style is on the way to Larry’s house…assuming the “Christian” Brothers don’t hijack it!

My theory is that Larry won over the killer dolphin with beer and a bucket of fried chicken.

Priorities, priorities.

“oh oh an ask one more ting. Will bulls mavriks game be on beeg screen durin memoreel?”

Hey, we all "like " Larry! ;)

Of course you have to have a funeral bier.

I see where this is going: there will be a big service during which Patty will say only nice things about Larry, and then Larry will come home; he’d just gone to KFC to get some more chicken after accidentally spilling water on the floor.

What if Patsis really did kill him off? That would be a first.

Larry cannot be dead. Larry MUST NOT be dead.

Funeral witout beer ees like … ees … ees like a bad simile. Ees no gud.

Spoiler alert (to no one): Larry is NOT dead.

Jumping the gun there, Patty. This is Larry. There’s a million Bobs, Bills, Biffs, and other idiot male crocs for a reason. Their replacable and not verbotene to kill. Larry is the only Larry. Naturally Larry will pull a Twain-esque move (who was it, Huck or Tom that did this, half of me says Huck and the other half says Tom) and show up at his own memorial service just to see who brought beer and how much of it he can have.

Where’s the Dolphins? And where’s Larry? They never found his body, and in cartoon physics, that means he’s not dead!

say it ain’t so Stephan!We want Larry! We want Larry! We want Larry!

Is there a buffet?

“Larry’s wife is available again.”Don’t believe those crocodile tears. She’s a man eater!

Larry is out picking up a couple of kegs, what do you want to bet?

Hmmmm, I know a few people like that…

Took a look back those bones, they do look like chicken drumstick bones, not Larry bones. Larry come home ! Give yu beer.

Larry can reappear. Tom Sawyer showed up at his own funeral. Also, Jim Finnegan woke up from the dead at his own wake (in “Finnegan’s Wake”) (the song, not the book.

Friends stick forver

Bob’s got the right attitude!

NO LARRY IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob, Larry, Bob, Larry, who can tell??

“Patty”. Good to know.