Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Adam Nedens(Snoopster)

    Adam Nedens(Snoopster) said, 4 months ago

    I think that’s Hi-C religion.

  2. cosmeticgyn

    cosmeticgyn said, 4 months ago

    That is a good thing rat!

  3. Ms. Ima

    Ms. Ima said, 4 months ago

    At least he has narrowed down his beliefs. I believe I will have another beer!

  4. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, 4 months ago

    Rat just needs a mirror, and he’s all set for his worship service.

  5. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, 4 months ago

    Rat is a Discordian.

  6. win

    win said, 4 months ago

    I’ll go along with the beer part, anyway.

  7. margueritem

    margueritem said, 4 months ago

    And will continue for a loooong time.

  8. templo SUD

    templo SUD said, 4 months ago

    FYI, people, I have met a male missionary of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints without hair; he’s diagnosed with alopecia (he was from Yakima, Washington… assigned to the Washington Tacoma Mission). Boy, am I grateful I wasn’t punched in my mission service by alcoholic anti-Mormons.

  9. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, 4 months ago

    Atheism endorses subjective “morality”…Rat’s search is over.

  10. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 4 months ago

    @Ms. Ima

    That expression has always annoyed me.
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    I know what it’s trying to say, but it doesn’t express the sentiment properly in my opinion.
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    To illustrate, substitute “prayer” for beer:
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    “A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another prayer.”
    .
    I believe that sentiment would be better (and more simply) expressed this way:
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    “A man’s got to believe in something. I believe in beer.”

  11. old1953

    old1953 said, 4 months ago

    In beer there is truth. All beer has truth, and all truth has beer. In truth, we should all have a beer. Except for the wimps, they can have wine.

  12. thebird55

    thebird55 said, 4 months ago

    Don’t search for religion, search for God (even if you are already “His”). 2 Chronicles 7:14


    Sorry, I don’t mean to evangelize. But every now and then I feel compelled to say something that just popped into my head.

  13. Radish

    Radish said, 4 months ago

    There’s a seeker born every minute.
    Rat won’t get to get what he’s after, till the day he dies.

  14. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 4 months ago

    @thebird55

    Good way of putting it…..

  15. Tue Elung-Jensen

    Tue Elung-Jensen said, 4 months ago

    a detour from the crocs.

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