Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, almost 4 years ago

    The first priority should be to check to see if the killer dolphin is still in the house.

    (I can’t believe I’m saying that)

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Nah, get the mop. You can always whack the dolphin with the handle.

  3. Cswexler

    Cswexler said, almost 4 years ago

    Perhaps finding out if her husband is alive. No? Okay, floors it is.

  4. thebird55

    thebird55 said, almost 4 years ago


    Hey, I’ve seen her in action. She can give him the mop and make him clean it up.

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 4 years ago

    She could mop the floor with the dolphin.
    Do most of the other crocs wear red shirts?

  6. Susan Wobb

    Susan Wobb said, almost 4 years ago

    Maybe they were dolphin bones. I know, it was Larry (sigh). But one can only hope.

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 4 years ago

    Larry will turn up alive, somehow. But he will turn up still dumber than a turnip. So, Patty is right not to worry about him. By all means, attend to those wet floors before some permanent damage is done! And let the killer dolphins beware, because Patty is no pushover!

  8. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, almost 4 years ago

    Gotta give it to Patty, she’s got her priorities straight. Junior forget’s his father is too much of an idiot for such obvious signs to actually mean his death. Such obvious signs in the Zeeba Zeeba Eata frat house would certainly mean someone had died (and the irony there is there just as idiotic as Larry). But with Larry the obvious signs are always misleading.

  9. postal666

    postal666 said, almost 4 years ago

    hes sharing KFC with the dolphin

  10. Tue Elung-Jensen

    Tue Elung-Jensen said, almost 4 years ago

    Considering its Larry I´d imagine he got them – dumb luck works that way after all.

  11. Kim BoBim

    Kim BoBim said, almost 4 years ago

    Isn’t there a saying..something like…God takes care of the drunk and the stupid? Larry will be just fine.

  12. finale

    finale said, almost 4 years ago

    Patty realizes that Larry is at least bright enough to send others in harms way.

  13. bigbadpete

    bigbadpete said, almost 4 years ago

    In yesterday’s strip the floor seemed to be covered with carpet. Cartoon physics I guess.

  14. Pelahnar

    Pelahnar said, almost 4 years ago


    Or, I dunno, maybe the water is spread over an area that covers both wood and carpet. She wasn’t upset about wet carpet, but wet wood was troubling.

  15. corzak

    corzak said, almost 4 years ago

    Aaack! Patty the Croc is right! Once laminate boards are wet, the edges will rise and buckle. Once the edges lift, the board must be replaced – there is no way to repair the board !

    Wipe up any wet spills immediately with a dry cloth. Then spot clean with a manufacturer-approved laminate cleaner. Then clean the floor with a dry dust mop.

    And . . . and . . . there was something else . . . oh yeah! Get your husband’s body parts out of there.

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