Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 29, 2012

Maybe ‘tis Chalkie the paper’s talking about.

I know this is an OLDDDDDD joke, but, I just wanted to add something that would go with #6’s Father Xmas themed cartoon

POGO by Walt Kelly-—————————————————————————————ENCORE!

Andy is such a clueless idiot!

I love Jack’s face in the last panel.

LOL xxx

Gweedo Murray said, about 13 hours ago

Dark Brunette ?!Hubba, yum WoW ! Temps were more like normal today. And a good day to you !

LOL LOL… My eyes are dark too. Exact same shade of brown as my hair is.

I hope you have a nice day too. Have you been doing much?

Take a hint Andy, either bring your own or pay the tab!

Re yesterday: Tranny work? No, I don’t believe you drag up and sing show tunes..Transmission? Transit? Transfusion?

Slippery Saturday Hugs ((((((( CAPPERS ! 0000000

@Number SixExcellent as always. (I especially loved “Father flamin’ Xmas!”—Andy is perhaps the least likely comic strip character to enjoy playing Santa Claus this side of Rat in “Pearls”.)@MikeyjDon Martin once did a bit about weird comic strip sound effects, and I always remember the one with Andy Capp gagging when he accidentally drank water. (The sound effect was something like “Gahorkk!”) I thought your version was very funny, also!

Here’s my version of “Deck the Halls” (and I promise not to post any more of my song or poem parodies in here until at LEAST Easter, but I couldn’t resist). This goes out to all the Cappers, and also to all the Pogoers, and to Boston Charlie himself, long may he wave:

Deal The Deck of Cards, By Golly!

Deal the deck of cards, by golly!Fa la la la la la la la laPlaying poker can be follyFa la la la la la la la laThis time of year all men are brothersFa la la la la la la la laLose your Christmas cash to othersFa la la la la la la la la

Never be a rank four-flusherFa la la la la la la la laDig for oil but miss the gusherFa la la la la la la la laDesperately you wish a windfallFa la la la la la la la laWaste your money playing PowerballFa la la la la la la la la

Bet on dogs and also poniesFa la la la la la la la laSweepstakes pitchmen are mere phoniesFa la la la la la la la laThough my song begins to rambleFa la la la la la la la laLife is nothing but a gambleFa la la la la la la la la

Flo’s not gonna fall for that BS.

A whole book about how hard Andy works.

dont cha just hate it when they agree with you?…lol…very, very good one Pet!and no, he doesnt deserve Florrie, she however deserves much more…but then, there is a school of thought that says that since she refuses to change anything permanently, that she deserves exactly what she is getting…so who knows?…I only know that I would wish more for her, but that it is up to her to go out and get it….enough philosophy…more funnies please!

My dear anglophility is due to the ability of a comic to make laughHis bride is an angelher cookings a janglebut still, it does make me laughHis work ethics lousyThe barkeeps all frowsybut still, it does make me laughthere are extras aplentyfrom jokers and gentryand yes, they all make me laughThere are commenters aplentyfrom 9 up to 70oh sure, they all make me laughThe family feelingcan send a heart reelingespecially those really Mad CappsMy poem is doneshouldnt have been begunbut by Jove, its to make you all laugh!

Pet its only fate that leaves you single….until you meet me…then its your fault you are single….lmaoooooooooooo…sorry, could NOT resist that one….

That means He’s short, and the memory loss is terminal.oh my…I am short and terminal….does that mean I will have to endure memory loss?roflllllllllllllllllllllllllremember asking me what is “off limits”?obviously, the answer is nothing! heheheee….hope everyone understands that its my sense of humor that gets me through and this is nothing!! You should all go to the M.S. Dr. with me….my compatriots all have wicked senses of humor and the waiting room is a riot and nurses come out and tell us to chill out….lol…we are all middle ages or older and we can stick our toungues out with the best of the 3 year old kids that tag along to parents and grandparents appointments….

Thank you Gweedo!(I think I scared my Pet….(…lol…)

@EldoI can definitely get west of Santa Fe…Hows Show Low for ya….or San Bernadino?

ƹʅɗʘ said, about 2 hours ago

@Linda Dean

Is that enough for You lately, Pet?

Pet, too much is not enough….

You’re replying to ƹʅɗʘ’s comment:

“Do you think if Jack had said Andy’s name as being part of the story in the paper….it would have made ANY difference?With Andy…..NO chance!”

Sounds like name-calling, Sir!^^pretty good rewrite, though my last panel would have said: “Cor, Jackie, that man should be ashamed of himself!”