Sorry, but that is not an accurate assessment of “science.” A scientific horoscope would be more likely to read, “What happens to you today will be based upon a combination of factors, including your own actions, the actions of others, and an assortment of natural forces and events.”
Ditto the tea leaves. Hydrostatics, hydrology, a little F=MA along vectors shaped by the curve of the cup, blah blah blah.
WaltWenger Premium Member over 11 years ago
What you read here will be random, based on laws of probability.
Brisbanekid over 11 years ago
“Read it and weep, . . . Uh, randomly of course, . . . And base it on the law of probability!”
grecodan over 11 years ago
Sorry, but that is not an accurate assessment of “science.” A scientific horoscope would be more likely to read, “What happens to you today will be based upon a combination of factors, including your own actions, the actions of others, and an assortment of natural forces and events.”
Ditto the tea leaves. Hydrostatics, hydrology, a little F=MA along vectors shaped by the curve of the cup, blah blah blah.
Oh, and magic.
LadyLavendar over 11 years ago
What happened to Let X = X
Qiset over 11 years ago
Don’t forget the influence of Murphy!
ossiningaling over 11 years ago
I’m surprised to not see a Scientific Crossword Puzzle, where all the answers are typed next to the definitions.