Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles

Randolph Itch, 2 a.m.

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  1. wwwenger

    wwwenger GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    What you read here will be random, based on laws of probability.

  2. Brisbanekid

    Brisbanekid said, over 3 years ago

    “Read it and weep, . . . Uh, randomly of course, . . . And base it on the law of probability!”

  3. grecodan

    grecodan said, over 3 years ago

    Sorry, but that is not an accurate assessment of “science.” A scientific horoscope would be more likely to read, “What happens to you today will be based upon a combination of factors, including your own actions, the actions of others, and an assortment of natural forces and events.”

    Ditto the tea leaves. Hydrostatics, hydrology, a little F=MA along vectors shaped by the curve of the cup, blah blah blah.

    Oh, and magic.

  4. LadyLavendar

    LadyLavendar said, over 3 years ago

    What happened to
    Let X = X

  5. Zuhlamon

    Zuhlamon GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    When faced with events governed by random chance, never fail to maximize your chances (i.e., always cut the deck) and smile when you lose.
    .
    Heinlein, methinks.

  6. Qiset

    Qiset said, over 3 years ago

    Don’t forget the influence of Murphy!

  7. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, over 3 years ago

    I’m surprised to not see a Scientific Crossword Puzzle, where all the answers are typed next to the definitions.

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