Pickles by Brian Crane for December 08, 2012

Better remember that one: don’t brush teeth & iron clothes at the same time.

Something tells me that toothbrush is about to assume a new orientation, with Earl…

Not smart to wise-off at a person with a hot iron in her hand.

But look how wrinkled that shirt is on the board! What a sloppy ironer Opal is. And after all these years. I’m shocked.

Almost as efficient as texting while driving.

My grandmother would dip a toothbrush in snuff and hold it in her mouth. Opal . . . ?

Sometimes it’s best just to do one thing at a time.

Ewwwww….

Take your time, Opal.

It’s not like HE would ever lend you a hand.

LOL xxx

Opal !! Slow down, It’s not a union job…

I’m great at multi-tasking, as long as I can do them one at a time

Yesterday morning as Ieft for work Soccermom drove by my driveway in her huge new gas-guzzling Suburban. She was looking straight down. I suspect she was texting or reading a text. Gotta love people’s ability to multitask.

I think I would like your grannie, Aaron! My kinda gal.Mine made her own wine in the cellar. 80 gallons/year.

Opal would have been just fine if Earl hadn’t come in and asked a silly question!

Better not get too much closer to that ol’ iron Earl !!!

once had aboss who assigned me more projects than anyone could do by the deadlines. When I ppointed out that problem, he said, well I guess you’ll have to multi-task. My reply: I’ll multi-task if you multi-pay. He just grumbled and walked away.