Pickles by Brian Crane

Pickles

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  1. templo SUD

    templo SUD said, 6 months ago

    Better remember that one: don’t brush teeth & iron clothes at the same time.

  2. The Nihilist

    The Nihilist said, 6 months ago

    Something tells me that toothbrush is about to assume a new orientation, with Earl…

  3. Pharmakeus Ubik

    Pharmakeus Ubik said, 6 months ago

    Not smart to wise-off at a person with a hot iron in her hand.

  4. win

    win said, 6 months ago

    @Pharmakeus Ubik

    A pressing matter, to be sure.

  5. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, 6 months ago

    But look how wrinkled that shirt is on the board! What a sloppy ironer Opal is. And after all these years. I’m shocked.

  6. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 6 months ago

    Almost as efficient as texting while driving.

  7. aaron wilson dunn

    aaron wilson dunn said, 6 months ago

    My grandmother would dip a toothbrush in snuff and hold it in her mouth. Opal . . . ?

  8. cdward

    cdward said, 6 months ago

    Sometimes it’s best just to do one thing at a time.

  9. Number Three

    Number Three said, 6 months ago

    Ewwwww….

    Take your time, Opal.

    It’s not like HE would ever lend you a hand.

    LOL xxx

  10. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, 6 months ago

    @Number Three

    He used to, but she would only tell him how badly he was doing things, so he stopped.

  11. whmIII

    whmIII said, 6 months ago

    But can she walk and chew gum???

  12. Vegas Viper

    Vegas Viper said, 6 months ago

    Opal !! Slow down, It’s not a union job…

  13. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 6 months ago

    @Vegas Viper

    She’d have to slow down if it were a union job. And ironing and other things wouldn’t be in her contract.

  14. goweeder

    goweeder said, 6 months ago

    I’m great at multi-tasking, as long as I can do them one at a time

  15. phritzg

    phritzg said, 6 months ago

    Next time brush your teeth with starch.

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