Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 14, 2012

ladies first!

Or maybe the loser has to go upstairs or downstairs or ???

I have to say, though, that if I’m in that contest, I’d better win…. and fast!

Most homes in the US have an en-suite for the master bedroom right? More likely they are playing for the closest and most convenient/comfortable one.In the UK, the second WC used to be outside for some homes, if you couldn’t get to the bathroom the preference was to hold it in and wait!

Rock beats scissors. Go, Arlo, git’r done.

A gentleman will always relinquish his seat for a lady.

Any woman that’s had kids gets to go first.

I’d be there and done before they could see won. Of course I would have to go again in two minutes. When you get 71 you don’t have time for 15 second games.

Equality in everything makes a great marriage..I hear the ’rock, paper, scissors," are used quite often in Japan to quickly settle things. Like when two people reach for a cab door at the same time. .Seems to keep society more calm over there.

What does a man do standing up, that a woman does sitting down, that a dog does with one leg in the air?

Shake Hands

The husband, seeking peace and happiness in his marriage, always allows the wife to precede him. This protects him from looks ranging from sad disappointment, to desperate anxiety. It protects her from his failure to put the seat down. And in the final analysis, if the pressure is overwhelming in a single bathroom household…The man can always step out the back door. This sacrifice is usually appreciated as long as it was dark and the neighbors weren’t out.married over 30 years and counting…C.

Haha! Do not tell my wife, but I have done that once or twice, usually after imbibing a bit, and thinking my aim would be better with the taller sink.

Out here in the country the man would just go water the corn.

As long as we hit something…it’s all good.

Might as well let her go first – his prostate will probably keep him waiting anyway.

As we all know, almost 60-yr old bladder trumps everything else… :-)

That is, almost 60-year old MALE bladder…

That’s why our apt. has 2 bedrooms and TWO BATHROOMS. :o)

Most homes in the US have one bathroom. Most homes on HGTV have an ensuite.

Rock blunts scissors… don’t forget to leave the toilet seat up!

. . . unfortunately . . .

Or one bathroom which is much closer…

When I was a teacher and two students need to go at the same time I’d have them give their urgency a number from 1 – 10. If one had to think about it, it wasn’t an emergency!

Men pee faster

as a single man, i dont have that problem…(sniff)darn it.