Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 26, 2012
October 25, 2012
November 01, 2012
Transcript:
A Tom the Dancing Bug Production Executive Producer Ruben Bolling President Obama's "Romnesia" Comedy Showcase You loved Obama's now-classic Romnesia routine! "If you said you're gonna give a tax cut to the top 1%, and then at a debate you say, 'I don't know anything about a tax cut for rich folks,' YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE ROMNESIA!" Now get all of President Obama's great comedy routines on one hilarious DVD, "President Obama's Comedy Showcase"! Includes Such Classic Bits As... "If you watch a debate and have a sudden impulse to take a swing at one of the participants, YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE A TAGG REFLEX!" "If you spew budget numbers and they just don't smell right, YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE DIARRHYAN!" "If you find that your campaign efforts are swollen with political money from dark and mysterious places... ...YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE HEMORRHOVES!" "If you've got a Speaker of the House who claims that an effective stimulus package passed in the last term is the cause of the entire national debt, YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE A JOHN BOEHNER LASTING MORE THAN FOUR YEARS, AND YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO SEE A DOCTOR!" President Obama's Comedy Showcase Featuring the hit "Romnesia" "Silly word games" - Mitt Romney "Very cute" - Marco Rubio "Quite frankly, silly" - Kevin Madden "Not silly word games" - Mitt Romney
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Linguist over 11 years ago
And if you vote for Mitt, you just might be a redneck !
mrbribery over 11 years ago
he’ll be here all week….
Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago
That Boehner sounds painful.
kapock over 11 years ago
The comedy DVD is for rubes (no offense, Ruben): connoisseurs of Obama’s work follow the big performance art piece where the young politician with all the surface signifiers for internationalism, populism, etc., instead ends up finally closing the deal for Wall St. and the police/war machine. It’s genius.
catzilla23 over 11 years ago
Don Qurubin tilling at straw men.
sfbleek over 11 years ago
No, If you vote foe Mitt, you’re an IDIOT
memoryinuse2 over 11 years ago
ever thought the 23 year handover to mccain might have been why he didn’t get the v p candidate slot and palen did? she was only loonie, not …
dramac333 over 11 years ago
Sadly, I have to agree with a recent statement by Alec Baldwin: If Obama were white, he’d be up by 17 points.
pam Miner over 11 years ago
This is so funny. Romney winning is not a bit funny. Which one will it be? Severely conservative? Moderate, or the newly minted Peace mitt? Hawk mitt, peace mitt? Obama fulfilled 192 promises he made. he has reduced the deficit, check it out on a fact checking site. and despited the total obstructionism of the GOP congress, the economy grew. If they had passed his jobs act and jobs for veterans, we would be doing lots better. kick out all the GOP!
ickymungmung over 11 years ago
the rape baby armies will riseemerging from between sweet magical thighswhen God’s chosen come at you smilin’just hide out down at the Cayman Islands“Willard, feed us!Willard, feed us” they will crybut he will hidebut he will hidewhen the rape baby armies rise
*do not give the rape babies magical underwear!
ickymungmung over 11 years ago
@wuzone- wuznot
“And if you vote for Obama you just might a wefare great-great grand ma of 5 more generations welfares”
Translation: “Nurse! Nurse! More thorazine, stat!”