Elephant: That's him in the middle, officer. He burst into my room and kept telling me to get out of his pajamas... and before I could say anything he started shooting.
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Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That’s not so easy to say. Tusks. You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn’t budge them. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.
Why would people insult the writers of a comic strip? I can understand asking for help when you don’t get the joke: that happens to people all the time. But why log on just to say something negative? Especially when you are reading it FOR FREE.
I don’t like Junior crossing the tracks…in fact, I don’t like Junior!We’re fighting to defend this woman’s honor—which is probably more than she ever did!
Alexikakos’ jokes bear keeping handy until my 4yo grandson is a few years older. Then he can do what every other man in his familydoes and proceed to tell it to everyone he knows, and many he don’t, especially the ladies, and he’ll find but one who will tolerate hearing it more than ten times, and SHE, will become my granddaughter in law. Thank you Alexikakos
tuna1 over 11 years ago
Of course in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa…
i_am_the_jam over 11 years ago
“How he got in my pajamas, I’ll never know either…”
Nebulous Premium Member over 11 years ago
“I don’t know. Why a duck?”
mrbribery over 11 years ago
they all have the right to remain silent- especially Harpo…
jreckard over 11 years ago
… he said grouchily.
polkafan over 11 years ago
Not funny…
eddie6192 over 11 years ago
Not to worry here. Dick Tracy is on the scene.
Jonni over 11 years ago
other than Dick Tracy and Jeff Dunham and co., why the elephant ?
celeconecca over 11 years ago
does the elephant work with Lydia?
Retired Dude over 11 years ago
Say the secret woid and win a hundred dollars.
philyfanstukinmi over 11 years ago
You Bet Your Life bonus questions for those that didn’t get any of their answers correct. Where are Boston Baked Beans Made? One guy actually got this one wrongWho’s buried in Grant’s tomb.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 11 years ago
Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That’s not so easy to say. Tusks. You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn’t budge them. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.
konradh over 11 years ago
Why would people insult the writers of a comic strip? I can understand asking for help when you don’t get the joke: that happens to people all the time. But why log on just to say something negative? Especially when you are reading it FOR FREE.
Tirasmol over 11 years ago
I giggled until I snorted, thank you for this!
Godfreydaniel over 11 years ago
I don’t like Junior crossing the tracks…in fact, I don’t like Junior!We’re fighting to defend this woman’s honor—which is probably more than she ever did!
Sillstaw over 11 years ago
This discussion is entirely irrelephant.
Jkiss over 11 years ago
A child of five would understand this. Someone go fetch a child of five.
ProfessorKid over 11 years ago
Woman: “Hold me closer!”Groucho: “If I held you any closer you’d be standing behind me!”
Godfreydaniel over 11 years ago
And now a musical interlude (which, actually, I’m FOR…..)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq4eeyVr_Hs
hablano over 11 years ago
Have you got any stewed prunes?
Well, give them some hot coffee, that’ll sober ’em up.
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
High marks for Guy & rOdd & dan today.
Homeward Premium Member over 11 years ago
Alexikakos’ jokes bear keeping handy until my 4yo grandson is a few years older. Then he can do what every other man in his familydoes and proceed to tell it to everyone he knows, and many he don’t, especially the ladies, and he’ll find but one who will tolerate hearing it more than ten times, and SHE, will become my granddaughter in law. Thank you Alexikakos