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   tuna1 said, 8 months ago

   Of course in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa…
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   The J.A.M. said, 8 months ago

   “How he got in my pajamas, I’ll never know either…”
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   simpsonfan2 said, 8 months ago

   I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll make an exception.
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   NebulousRikulau said, 8 months ago

   “I don’t know. Why a duck?”
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   mrbribery said, 8 months ago

   they all have the right to remain silent- especially Harpo…
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   JohnnyDiego said, 8 months ago

   Hooray for Captain Spaulding!
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   jreckard said, 8 months ago

   … he said grouchily.
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   Michelle Kraebel said, 8 months ago

   Not funny…
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   eddie6192 said, 8 months ago

   Not to worry here. Dick Tracy is on the scene.
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    Jon Ormsbee said, 8 months ago

    other than Dick Tracy and Jeff Dunham and co., why the elephant ?
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    celecca said, 8 months ago

    @Jon Ormsbee

    Groucho: “once I shot an elephant in my pajamas… how he got in my pajamas, I’ll never know.”.
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    celecca said, 8 months ago

    does the elephant work with Lydia?
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    Alexikakos said, 8 months ago

    Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
    A: With a blue elephant gun.

    Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
    A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

    Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?
    A: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

    Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
    A: There are no yellow elephants.
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    maybeinthenextworld said, 8 months ago

    @Michelle Kraebel

    Don’t be hurt when people call you “troll”, you are nature’s greatest miracle
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    JohnnyDiego said, 8 months ago

    @Jon Ormsbee

    Animal Crackers

    The Marx Brothers 1930
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