Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. tuna1

    tuna1 said, about 2 years ago

    Of course in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa…

  2. The J.A.M.

    The J.A.M. said, about 2 years ago

    “How he got in my pajamas, I’ll never know either…”

  3. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 2 years ago

    I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll make an exception.

  4. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulau GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    “I don’t know. Why a duck?”

  5. mrbribery

    mrbribery said, about 2 years ago

    they all have the right to remain silent- especially Harpo…

  6. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, about 2 years ago

    Hooray for Captain Spaulding!

  7. Walrus Gumbo

    Walrus Gumbo GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend, inside of a dog it’s too dark to read!

  8. jreckard

    jreckard said, about 2 years ago

    … he said grouchily.

  9. Michelle Kraebel

    Michelle Kraebel GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Not funny…

  10. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, about 2 years ago

    Not to worry here. Dick Tracy is on the scene.

  11. Jonni Ponni

    Jonni Ponni GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    other than Dick Tracy and Jeff Dunham and co., why the elephant ?

  12. celecca

    celecca GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @Jonni Ponni

    Groucho: “once I shot an elephant in my pajamas… how he got in my pajamas, I’ll never know.”.

  13. celecca

    celecca GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    does the elephant work with Lydia?

  14. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 2 years ago

    Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
    A: With a blue elephant gun.

    Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
    A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

    Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?
    A: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

    Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
    A: There are no yellow elephants.

  15. maybeinthenextworld

    maybeinthenextworld said, about 2 years ago

    @Michelle Kraebel

    Don’t be hurt when people call you “troll”, you are nature’s greatest miracle

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