B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 19, 2012

It was done American Airlines maintenance crew, or was it.

Who put that tree in the middle of the runway?

Remember, the pilot is always responsible for the condition of his plane.

Autoland computers do a better job than humans, accident wise.

You’re supposed to grease the axles, not the rims.

@AlexikakosThe great thing is,they don’t even have to think about it. They just do it. I heard somewhere that bumblebees should not be able to fly, based on aerodynamics. No one told them that.

They should have done a belly landing…

You know how it is about turtles, Once on their back, they’re screwed.

The “problem” with the bees and flying, is that the calculations were done under the assumption that the bees had “fixed wings”. Any damn fool that has ever seen a bee knows they flap their wings, so the calculations were just a bit off.

And THAT’s why we have wingless birds with hairy feathers!

Actually, all braking equipment was greased and released. It’s just that landing on sand tends to gum up the works.

every body kows in cartoon its always saketborad sor the landing not rollerskate u see there comics logic is based on cartoon tv shows logic

What else would you expect from a flying turtle with roller skates on?

That reminds me of this news story.http://youtu.be/8IBx02FI7rk

He forgot to grease the roller skates.

Greased lightening – Yes. Brakes – not so much.

How do flies know that they have to turn upside down to land on the ceiling?