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Mar 16, 2013
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10,000,000,000 - Function human: No interest.  10-Function remote: Man: Awesome! Upgraded hair and make up: No reaction.  Upgraded pocket PC:  Co-workers: Is that the new one?? Let me see! Let me see! Teeny little black dress: No response.  Teeny little cell phone: Co-workers: Can I hold it?  Can I try it? Me first!!!! Sleek stilettos, slinky pants, sultry sweater topped by an astoundingly brilliant, creative, insightful, loving, educated brain: Zip. Sleek laptop: Co-workers: I love it!  I love it! I love it! Cathy: Forget "Victoria's Secret." Women should shop in "Victor's Secret." Co-workers: Wow! Is that a USB cable peeking out of your purse???
Mar 18, 2013
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