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    favm  almost 5 years ago

    It is a chemical thing dad!

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    ratlum  almost 5 years ago

    Mine cant either.

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    margueritem  almost 5 years ago

    Those microbes have a hard job in life.

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    kittenpah  almost 5 years ago

    My two year old grandson breaks into giggles when he does that.

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    bluskies  almost 5 years ago

    Farts and belches from beans, Oh My!

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    Linux0s  almost 5 years ago

    Or manners?

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    rentier gc insider almost 5 years ago

    Yes, yes, digestion! I have such one, when I eat beans!

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    kimlay1  almost 5 years ago

    I was on the ward dealing with a patient who had a bad bedsore that needed packing. I was about nose level with his bum and he let off a real ripper of a fart. I though, " there’s gratitude for you".

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    starfighter441  almost 5 years ago

    Excuse me, excuse me, from the bottom of my heart, Had it been any deeper, it would have been a fart…

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    Yojji  almost 5 years ago

    C&H: The diet pill alternative.

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    John Davis  almost 5 years ago

    The Many Faces of Calvin

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    38lowell  almost 5 years ago

    Beans, beans, the musical fruit,The more you eat,The more you toot!And then, you’re ready for another meal!

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    rolleg  almost 5 years ago

    The first panel reminded me of Piranesi’s drawings of prisons. Great job, Watterson!

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    38lowell  almost 5 years ago

    Beans, beans, the musical fruit.The more you eat,The more you toot.The more you toot,The better you feel.And then, you’re ready, For another meal.

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    Gerald Henley  almost 5 years ago

    I always tell my Grandson “there’s more room on the outside than the inside”.

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    Hobbes gc insider almost 5 years ago

    When Calvin is at the dinner table, his parents never know what will come up.

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    Hobbes gc insider almost 5 years ago

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    Nabuquduriuzhur  almost 5 years ago

    Calvin is a fan of oligocarbons…

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    Vonne Anton  almost 5 years ago

    Give it a little more gas and he’d have started!

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    StkFigs  almost 5 years ago

    I’m surprised he hasn’t made that “dis-coloured” spot on the floor even bigger.

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    jprozeboom gc insider almost 5 years ago

    We used to have burping contests in Jr. High. Calvin would have won, hands down. Definitely a gold medal winner.

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    Chris Kenworthy  almost 5 years ago

    Calvin, if you’ve actually got microbes in your stomach long-term, then something’s wrong. Generally stomach acid is harsh enough that they don’t want to hang around, and will catch a ride with the slop as far as your intestines.

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    I Quit  almost 5 years ago

    Gas-X plus Beano pretty much fixes it. Or, you can be abusive to your kids for what is really a health problem.

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    stuestes  almost 5 years ago

    Part of my first-day-of-school instructions to my third graders went: “Sometimes a person’s body makes noises from one end or the other that can’t be controlled. When that happens in this class the person it happens to will quietly say, “Excuse me” and everyone else will pretend IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.” After the initial giggles, only occasional reminders of that rule were necessary to promote classroom tranquility.

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    vwdualnomand  almost 5 years ago

    is it awful food that makes people pass gas? and, what qualifies as awful food?

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    Burnside217  almost 5 years ago

    Dad’s cooking?

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    The Life I Draw Upon  almost 5 years ago

    Let Mom hear that and you will be on tofu, rice cakes, and bran.

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    artonclubpark  almost 5 years ago

    Watterson is a cartoon genius.

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    Number Three (Free Afficionado)  almost 5 years ago

    EXCUSE YOURSELF!

    LOL… Joke.

    I love the strip today.

    xxx

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    Rickapolis  almost 5 years ago

    I could’ve gotten away with a slight burp at the table, but a real belch would have earned me a slap in the face.

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    mireps73  almost 5 years ago

    i was just about to eat lunch….there goes my appetite!!

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    calvinsfriend110  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t burp a lot. Weird.

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    Five boys  almost 5 years ago

    I have five boys, maybe that’s why I love Calvin. I can relate, although none were this bad.

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    Nun'Ya Bidness  almost 5 years ago

    Fart gas comes from food putrifying instead of digesting. This can happen to 2 different types of food, which need 2 different types of gastric acids, cancel each other out. For exapmple: beef and potatoes, a protein and a starch. When eaten at different times, like seperated by a few hours, you don’t have such a problem. If you cook dryed beans with a potato, the potato will absorb the gas (throw it away, don’t let the dog eat it either) or you can cook beans for a hour or so, dump the water, cook them with fresh water for another hour or so, and dump the water again, and put fresh water in again, you won’t have as much of the gas problem.I grew up with the saying, (away from parental influence, of course) “Better to burp and taste it than to fart and waste it.”

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    HankTheSock  almost 5 years ago

    @JohnnyDiego How do you do that?

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    Purple Ninja  almost 5 years ago

    It’s just Chemistry, Dad! I can’t help it!

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    cosmicguru  almost 5 years ago

    I can’t believe how loud I laugh when I read C&H… I can be in a crowded room aaannnd LLLLOOOOLLLL!!!

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    TheLostEditor  almost 5 years ago

    So what happens when you throwup a strike?

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    notent2  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like dinner at my house.

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    redbaronss  almost 5 years ago

    My son did, and now he’s studying chemical engineering. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

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