Might want to put some water on that list, too, Carl.
Don’t forget canned tuna.
Bullets have no nutritional value.
Cue David Naughton:
I’m a Prepper,You’re a Prepper,He’s a Prepper,She’s a Prepper, wouldnt you like to be a Prepper too?
We seem to have a lot of preppers on this here board…
He’s prepared to die a slow agonizing death of armed flatulence in the event of an emergency.