“Board of the Vampires”
Woke up with wood, eh?
Maybe they got board (sic) looking for a (steak) sic.
The hunters are just being blunt.
The one on the right, is that Puffy the Vampire Slayer?
Frankly, I’m surprised one of them isn’t holding a rib-eye.
We’re all so board these days.
Maybe a t-bone?
Don’t need to be sharp if you can push hard enough
Not only is this pointless, but the “wood” is actually Pergo planks!
“Let me give you a few pointers…”
They’ll never get the point!
Wulff & Morgenthaler