Go look in the fiction section.
Equine Selection Traits and Breeding.
Another good reason why Brick & mortar bookstores are disappearing!
He’s on the right track. My #1 Role Model, John Waters, says if you go to someone’s home and they don’t have books you shouldn’t [date] them.
Also, if he wants to suggest animal dynamite, he should pick up an ACME products catalogue. https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/59205178/Wile-e-coyote-dynamite
A Bugs Bunny comic on your coffee table will tell her all she needs to know.
Just be yourself. Some women actually prefer nerds.
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Instead of a fake book deceiving her, just get two wine glasses and a bottle and chill!
Wulff & Morgenthaler