Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 22, 2020

I thought it was going to be a ‘different’ substance.

And on that thought… ever wonder what they “do” when the moat is that low? The wastes have got to go somewhere!! (Grin!)

Oil right…..

Boiling oil being poured on your enemies is nice but expensive. If the Castle/walled city had a decent water supply. Pouring boiling water will do almost as well as hot oil. And for a lot less cost.

The Fink has trained piranha in the moat too. Not this time, Mr. Hun.

Years ago the castle had moat monsters. I wonder what ever happen to them?

You would think that it would be simpler to have a way to raise the bridge.

Id no longer has to depend on OPEC for their oil needs…

better to go green and have friends around the world than lock ourselves up with an idiot who wants to be king.

So here we are. Sometime in the next few days, I’m going to don my mask, tuck a barf bag in my pocket, hold my nose, and vote for one of these fine candidates.

Donald j Trump is a deranged freak with a serious case of “little man syndrome” who needs a swift kick in the damn thing or if he does cheat his way to staying president (as was recently hinted)perhaps being pelted with garbage at his first public appearance in his second term might get him to grow the hell up #PeltDonald

What? No drawbridge?

Who gets the lousy job of cleaning up the boiling tar/pitch after the battle? That guy will definitely advocate for the use of boiling water instead of tar/pitch!