Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 03, 2019


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    wcorvi  11 months ago

    I wouldn’t stand there. There’s absolutely nothing holding those stones up, except the adhesion to the adjacent stones. And medieval morter isn’t enough.

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    Z51 Premium Member 11 months ago

    I remember those days in upstate NY…..and 1 day 30 years ago I figured it out and moved!

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    enigmamz  11 months ago

    Because this is where the castle is – you don’t have one where it’s warm.

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    David Huie Green  11 months ago

    I wisely chose to be born in Florida. Alligators, skeeters, chiggers, snakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, 100°F temperatures with 100% relative humidity, and snowbirds visiting to tell me how much better life was anywhere else. And then they stayed…???

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    Troglodyte  11 months ago

    Because no other place wants you, Fink!

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    littlejohn  11 months ago

    I’ll stick to the Pacific Northwest — God’s Country. Now if I can only figure out how to kick out all the state’s politicians and their insane regs and laws they keep on making.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Home is where the heart is, but we don’t always love our homes.

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    Dave Ferro  11 months ago

    The kingdom of Id is in Ohio? Who knew!

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    MichaelHelwig  11 months ago

    You better call in a hurry. Florida is being swallowed up by the Atlantic Ocean.

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    Geophyzz  11 months ago

    Ottawa’s canal is open for skating! I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else.

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    KEA  11 months ago

    I’d rather be in Id than Florida

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    WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago

    Somewhere in Iceland, lived a king in the land of Id…

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    colcam  11 months ago

    Does anyone else feel like this is another hint of timeline shifts? If the apocalypse was a slower decline over six or eight centuries, starting now and with BC being the result, then ID would be more or less a centering stop point.

    And we could assume that bio-engineering was one of the major causes, with the creation of the dragon on the trek to re-introduction of the dinosaurs, just this time around, intelligent dinosaurs with a sarcastic sense of humor.

    The houses seem to have faces now, and that might be the last gasp of the happy home.

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    linsonl  11 months ago

    I live in Georgia, and still wish I were in Florida.

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    jim.bullard  11 months ago

    Because there are no poisonous snakes, fire ants, alligators, sinkholes, etc.

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    Iwa Iniki Premium Member 11 months ago

    Why Florida? Florida is boring. Go to Hawaii or California.

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    falcon_370f  11 months ago

    Au contraire it is only the 10th day of Christmas, it’s not over yet.

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