Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 03, 2019

I wouldn’t stand there. There’s absolutely nothing holding those stones up, except the adhesion to the adjacent stones. And medieval morter isn’t enough.

Because this is where the castle is – you don’t have one where it’s warm.

I wisely chose to be born in Florida. Alligators, skeeters, chiggers, snakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, 100°F temperatures with 100% relative humidity, and snowbirds visiting to tell me how much better life was anywhere else. And then they stayed…???

Because no other place wants you, Fink!

I’ll stick to the Pacific Northwest — God’s Country. Now if I can only figure out how to kick out all the state’s politicians and their insane regs and laws they keep on making.

Home is where the heart is, but we don’t always love our homes.

The kingdom of Id is in Ohio? Who knew!

You better call in a hurry. Florida is being swallowed up by the Atlantic Ocean.

Ottawa’s canal is open for skating! I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else.

I’d rather be in Id than Florida

Somewhere in Iceland, lived a king in the land of Id…

Does anyone else feel like this is another hint of timeline shifts? If the apocalypse was a slower decline over six or eight centuries, starting now and with BC being the result, then ID would be more or less a centering stop point.

And we could assume that bio-engineering was one of the major causes, with the creation of the dragon on the trek to re-introduction of the dinosaurs, just this time around, intelligent dinosaurs with a sarcastic sense of humor.

The houses seem to have faces now, and that might be the last gasp of the happy home.

I live in Georgia, and still wish I were in Florida.

Because there are no poisonous snakes, fire ants, alligators, sinkholes, etc.

Why Florida? Florida is boring. Go to Hawaii or California.

Au contraire it is only the 10th day of Christmas, it’s not over yet.