Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 27, 2018


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    juncarlo  11 months ago

    One question, with what air force could they catch Santa Claus?

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    fuzzbucket  11 months ago

    Did the fink hire Henry to patrol the skies?

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    electricshadow Premium Member 11 months ago

    This makes his other border crossings mild by comparison.

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    David Huie Green  11 months ago

    “Yup, still on my naughty list.”

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    Piper_13  11 months ago

    Sleigh got slowed down by the weight from all the coal Santa was bringing the Fink…

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    Dr_Zinj  11 months ago

    The Fink works for TSA?

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    dsidney49  11 months ago

    Sheesh… talk about tension during the holidays!!

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    colcam  11 months ago

    And now we know why ID ordered that really, really big sheet of super strong flypaper. . . .

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    wbezemek  11 months ago

    During the cold war I always thought Christmas Eve would be the perfect time for Russia to launch it’s missles. Norad was always busy tracking an unidentified coming from Canada that in a few minutes they identified as a jolly old man in a red sled with reindeer.

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    Airbender  11 months ago

    King’s strategy, get on the bad list and get tons of coal every Christmas. He’ll use it to stoke the royal furnaces and keep warm all winter.

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    LV1951  11 months ago

    We know what list he’ll be on next year!

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    ellisc  11 months ago

    National security is of national importance!

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    bateria  11 months ago

    Didn’t see that one coming, Santa?!?!?!?!

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    jbruins84341  9 months ago

    Just delivering your coal, Sire.

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