One question, with what air force could they catch Santa Claus?
Did the fink hire Henry to patrol the skies?
This makes his other border crossings mild by comparison.
“Yup, still on my naughty list.”
Sleigh got slowed down by the weight from all the coal Santa was bringing the Fink…
The Fink works for TSA?
Sheesh… talk about tension during the holidays!!
And now we know why ID ordered that really, really big sheet of super strong flypaper. . . .
During the cold war I always thought Christmas Eve would be the perfect time for Russia to launch it’s missles. Norad was always busy tracking an unidentified coming from Canada that in a few minutes they identified as a jolly old man in a red sled with reindeer.
King’s strategy, get on the bad list and get tons of coal every Christmas. He’ll use it to stoke the royal furnaces and keep warm all winter.
We know what list he’ll be on next year!
National security is of national importance!
Didn’t see that one coming, Santa?!?!?!?!
Just delivering your coal, Sire.
Mastroianni and Hart