Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 06, 2015


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    Rob Rex  over 5 years ago

    Wiz just proved that one Can simply walk into Mordor. Why didn’t Gandalf do that?

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    Michael Fees  over 5 years ago

    Be thankful that she’s doing this fully clothed!

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    Aaberon  over 5 years ago

    What is Hot Yoga? Apparently, I need to get out more or surf the web more frequently…

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    Flash Gordon  over 5 years ago

    If he’s such a capable wizard, why doesn’t he just wave his wand and go POOF and give them both “ten” bodies?(“ten” refers to on a scale of 1 to 10)

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    cubswin2016  over 5 years ago

    My precious!

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    b0mb  over 5 years ago

    @Bruno ZeigertsIf I recall correctly, the eagles refused to carry the ring itself in any capacity, so you couldn’t just fly in, on top of the aforementioned ease of targeting (I think a dozen fell beasts would be able to take down 3 eagles, without even accounting for the mass of archery in Mordor), and the lack of them being a taxi service.

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    corpcasselbury  over 5 years ago

    And here I thought that the only person who could just walk into Mordor was Chuck Norris.

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    Ed Brault Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Wiz and Sauron belong to the same Union.

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    JastMe  over 5 years ago

    Remember, that was choreographed so neither had a choice. Actually, they asked Bruce Lee to be the loser in the fight, but he wouldn’t allow that, and Chuck Norris is so good it didn’t matter to him :)

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    neverenoughgold  over 5 years ago

    So that’s where Yoda lived! Another mystery solved…

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    brewingbiker  over 5 years ago

    @Rob, Mordors’ army was already wiped out by the time Wiz and the wife made the trek. Gates left open, tower with the eye is gone, etc.

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    Tarredandfeathered  over 5 years ago

    Simple: Neither the Wiz nor Blanche is dumb enough to wear any kind of Rings when they go to Mordor..Sauron is so Obsessed with Rings that he doesn’t even Notice people who aren’t wearing any..

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    RalphZIggy  over 5 years ago

    I don’t see the Eye of Sauron so this must be after he was destroyed

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