Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for April 20, 2024

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    suv2000  about 2 months ago

    The lesson learned if you’re going to be late leave the country

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    jasonsnakelover  about 2 months ago

    One time I was nine years old.

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    Yakety Sax  about 2 months ago

    From Not Always Right: Actions, Meet Consequences

    Client: “I am not happy with your work. I turned down another quote to work with you, so I want more out of you.”

    Me: “What did the other people quote you?”

    Client: “I’ll email it to you.”

    Within a minute, the forwarded email arrives in my inbox.

    Me: “They quoted you twice my rate for half my work.”

    Client: “Which is unacceptable! We need to revisit your output.”

    Me: “And my quote.”

    Client: “Exactly!”

    The client didn’t exactly understand what I meant by that until he saw my quote rise with his heightened output expectations.

    NOT my story!

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    DaveG1960  about 2 months ago

    Oh, the irony……

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    constantine48  about 2 months ago

    When they say they value loyalty, they only mean for you.

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    sandpiper  about 2 months ago

    Fink always takes the ‘short’ view.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I like how they drag him out by jester hat.

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    Droptma Styx  about 2 months ago

    I work in a place like that. Not a sign of a healthy organization.

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    Dr_Fogg  about 2 months ago

    I’ve known bosses like that

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    dbrucepm  about 2 months ago

    current boss is like that, what a fink

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    brklnbern  about 2 months ago

    Just give him a barrel for company and he won’t care.

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