Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for April 18, 2024

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    Izzy Moreno  2 months ago

    These days, people can be reupholstered, too.

    And the result is always awful. But at least, someone got a boat out of it.

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    jasonsnakelover  2 months ago

    One time I was three hours old altogether. One time I spoke a double word.

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    sandpiper  2 months ago

    Wiz is looking for a fat ear. Blanche ain’t exactly a feather weight.

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member 2 months ago

    See, here’s the thing about men (I mean real men, not boys in a grown up body.) We don’t need the conversation. Being in the presence of the woman we care for and would die for is often enough. Just knowing that she is there. It’s very, very simple.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago

    Nicely “redone” there, Wiz!

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    cracker65  2 months ago

    She’s got knitting needles. He’s pushing it.

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    saylorgirl  2 months ago

    Ouch!

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    brklnbern  2 months ago

    And it is remarkably silent.

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