Tom Toles for November 08, 2019

Consigliere – {a rhyme}

His man was the scuzzy Steve Bannon,

but Steve was too loose a cannon.

The Donald couldn’t control

how Bannon would play the role

of a consigliere,

of an autocrat’s czar.

So Trump thought it necessary

to enlist the toady Bill Barr.

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Pregnant paws, and Bonespurs has those little infant ones, to match his maturity level.

Bill Barr ALWAYS looks pregnant.

Gravid with corruption and about to burst. The both of them. The spawn of very bad seed…

Bad to the Bone – {a rhyme}

‘Twon’t be long before Trump’ll

see his presidency crumple,

but Trump’ll not eat [humble] humple pie; -

- to stay in office he’ll doggedly try,

by rallying his base upon which he’ll rely

to frighten opponents, – so they’ll simply stand by

while EVERYthing American Trump will defy.

… Coda:

With Barr as his “Roy Cohn”,

The Donald is “bad to the bone”.

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A disgusting display of fake friendship….it’s just a matter of time when trump turns on him….and he’ll diss Rudy -toot-toot soon. Eventually they all end up under the bus….and the rat stands alone!

And what is being proposed so that we and our children never have to worry about a political party usurping our constitutional democratic republic and replacing it with a dictatorship?

Tell me again the advantages of a binary opposing party system that breeds deep partisanship and serves only one of the parties at a time, and is unable to effectively serve We the People.

The Treasonweasel and his B.F.F. Bastard Barr: TRAITORS TO AMERICA!

It’s gonna be an elephant….wanna see it’s trunk

Can’t see Barr keeping his dignity for long though.. once soiled it is ever so easy to go back to his old ways.

Did Barr develop a sense of ethics, a backbone…nah, just a temporary aberration.

Being cheek-by-jowl, as fat as they both are, still leaves a lot of wiggle room.

There is no justice under the totally corrupt Trump admin.

Another rat deserting a sinking ship

The New, New Odd Couple.

Criminal Trump is a Republican hoax.

We’re kinda there already, once you cut away the vines and chase the starlings away.