Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 22, 2019

Clever and funny!

Crimes, yes plural. Obstruction, Nepotism, campaign finance fraud, charity fraud, university fraud, domestic emoluments, U.S. Code § 227, foreign money funneled through the NRA and witness tampering/threatening. Am I missing any?

Huh…where’s the usual Trump Defense League? Have they finally crossed the event horizon of embarrassment and awakening?

“Foxifier” is genius. The thing is even Fox is breaking under the strain. Shep Smith left and Judge Neapolitana is telling the truth. Even Christ Wallace is channeling his dad! Luckily Trump has the “Evangelicafier” which is much stronger than the “Foxifier” and will support him no matter what atrocious thing he does, because he is almost a GOD to them!

This is so funny and yet very true! Like said yesterday by Schiff…….the Republicans pulled away abandoning Nixon even before it got to the Senate……Watergate while serious was small potatoes to what this buffoon has done and still is up to. Trumpy now wants a new question to be added to the US Govt employment application…..Do you support as a living god President Trump……Yes or No. If No then stop at this point and leave…..your application is automatically denied and your name will be posted for vilification!!!

Yes, he’s a legend in his own mind…

“Foxifier”! LOL/LOL/LOL!!! I can’t stand it!…(I’m all weak and whimpery).

Sadly, the sycophantic Senate, who have the backbones of jellyfish and as much moral fortitude, intelligence, and sense of true patriotism as a box of rocks, will rapidly “hear” the charges against the Orange Emperor, vote not to impeach and as they genuflect to kiss the Royal A$$, He will shout to the world: ¨See! NOT GUILTY!! I am vindicated. I told you it was a WITCH HUNT!!! Now reelect your President!!!!!!!!"

God help us all, but I am sorely afraid that is the scenario.

“Gosh, in this world I’m a hero to all!” While in this world he’s a hero to 41.9% of Americans (FiveThirtyEight.com). Still too much.

Vote like your sanity depends on it! Either the old Jewish guy or any Democrat.

This is ridiculously far-fetched. There is no way that little Donald would know the word “chyron”.

(To be totally transparent, I had to Google it!)