Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 15, 2011
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED! Fat Earl Presents CHEEZ E. CHAINSAW'S PIZZA! BIRTHDAY PARTIES! HORRIFICALLY VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES! Girl: Wow, you're raping, then slowly disemboweling that woman! Where a kid can be a sadist. Boy: Awesome! I'm skinning this dude alive! Boy: Score! I just decapitated a toddler and got 24 tickets! CRASH Scalia: I'm shutting you down! Fat Earl: JUDGE SCALIA! Fat Earl: no law can stop me from selling violent entertainment to children! You YOURSELF ruled it's freedom of speech! KILL Scalia: The grotesque sadism aimed at children isn't the problem, Earl! MONDO Scalia: It's that the top of that woman's nipple is clearly visible! That's "obscene" and unprotected by the first amendment! Fat Earl: Wait, wait, I'll draw in a machete mutilating her body! Scalia: That's better! Freedom of speech is one thing, but we must protect children! It is so ordered.
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I’m having trouble finding Jack Nicholson’s actual words, since he’s been “quoted” in many different variations, but sometime back in the ’70’s he said (something like):“Kiss a tit, you get an X rating. Hack a tit off with a sword, it’s PG.”